A great Knightmare joke...

[Debz_g]

Jesus H...puh-lease! These are getting sooo bad now, from the deepest depths of Cheesedom! :o

[JamesA]

Sidriss trapped in a bottle (Series 7 Team 1) :

Now she eas an E-DAM-sel in distress!!!!  ;D


(well, Debz did mention cheese....)  ;)

[Thanatos]

The BBC Choice one was a bit easy, really; it's a variation on an old method that can be used for all sorts of things, this being one of my favourites (it's not Knightmare, but it's good):

What's the difference between Hugh Grant and Bill Clinton?

One's a second-rate actor whose already flagging career nosedived after revelations of oral sex - and the other's the star of "Four Weddings and a Funeral".

[JamesA]

I quite liked that one Thanatos

[Emii]

Q. What do you call a short, hungry goblin?
A. A pain in the arse!

Q. How do you turn a jester into a flea?
A. Get Ridolfo.

Geddit? Get Ridolfo - Get rid of 'o'? Folly minus the 'o' is Flly - flea? Right?

Forget it. I don't understand it either.

[GrimaldineGrimwold]

No, I still don't really get it.

[Emii]

Don't worry, that makes two of us - and I'm the one who made it up!

Q. What went through Lissard's head as Lord Fear pounded him into the floor?
A. Lord Fear's fist...

Q. What do you do when Festus has no legs?
A. Take him for a drag...if you can find him!

Q. What is the definition of Brollochan?
A. An insufferable creature with a big head that can be quite scary at times...wait - that's Elita again!

Doh. I'll stop now.

[GrimaldineGrimwold]

Q. What is the definition of Brollochan?
A. An insufferable creature with a big head that can be quite scary at times...wait - that's Elita again!

LOL. Your Elita jokes are just fabulous.

[Emii]

LOL! Thank you! *glomps Grimaldine*

[Ark]

Aaaah, I can come up with more groan-inspiring jokes than all the funny, very good jokes we've been getting so far! Let's see...

Q. What do you get if you cross Mogdred and Lord Fear?
A. Two very angry baddies.

Q. What do you get if you cross Treguard from Series 1 & 2 with a small Dragon?
A. Snapper Jack - an excitable, semi-insane man who talks in rhyme a lot.

Q. What do you get if you cross a woman who owns a formerly three-headed dog with a bald wizard in green robes?
A. Someone who posts on a Knightmare forum.

Commence the tomato throwing! Hehehe...

[Debz_g]

Q. What do you get if you cross Treguard from Series 1 & 2 with a small Dragon?
A. Snapper Jack - an excitable, semi-insane man who talks in rhyme a lot.
Q. What do you get if you cross a woman who owns a formerly three-headed dog with a bald wizard in green robes?
A. Someone who posts on a Knightmare forum.

Heh heh heh very good, I liked those!

[GrimaldineGrimwold]

Yep, they were cool

[Emii]

I agree!

[GrimaldineGrimwold]

Q. How did Motley make Sidriss laugh on Saturday?
A. He told her a joke on Thursday.

[Emii]

Q. How do you keep Sidriss waiting?
A. I'll tell you later.