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Any ideas for warning signs, I have a few but here's my best:

"The Block and Tackle: Do not let any blocks obstruct any exits, as this tends to cause counfusion and panic!"

Go mental everyone...

Corridor Of Blades: "Being decapitated can seriously damage your health."

In a Series 3 corridor: 'Beware of the bats'!

By a wellway: 'Warning: does not contain water.'

For the series 3 level one swamp that took team one by surprise there should be a sign saying: 'danger- soft ground'

For the series 4 'crazed hefer inn' there should be a:
Beware- drunken locals inside

I can think of one household that definitely needs a "BEWARE OF THE DOG" sign.

LEFT                                                        RIGHT

Anyone Walking into a pit WILL be prosecuted  :-/

On entrance to dungeon

ENTER AT OWN RISK, WE WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY UNFORTUNATE ACCIDENTS OR MISHAPS

"WARNING! Prolonged exposure to the Medusa may cause itching, blurry vision, a weeping rash and/or complete calcification. Protective eyewear recommended."

In the fireball room: "Caution - Fire hazard!" Below that sign: "Smoke inhalation may be harmful to your health, but not as harmful as a fireball."

I can think of one household that definitely needs a "BEWARE OF THE DOG" sign.  

More to the point Grimaldine...

FORGET THE DOG, BEWARE OF THE OWNER!

LEFT                                                        RIGHT

lol!
Simple and to the point indeed.  ;D

More to the point Grimaldine...

FORGET THE DOG, BEWARE OF THE OWNER!

Teehee. Yep.

*insert crazy roleplay here*

Changing the subject slightly I'm sure i read somewhere that someone could see or just make out an exit sign in the moving corridore or corridore of blades!

Anyway back to the subject..
In Block and Tackle Beware of flying blocks
Yes I know it's not as good as the left and right, and beware of owner ones!

Lair of the Catacombite:- "No dogs allowed - especially Festus..."

Levle 2 attraction, the minecart to level 3

Please keep hands inside the gurard rails at all time.  Please do not ride if you are

1: Pregnent
2: Epileptic
3: Suffering from back or neck pain
4: Have a heart condition

Items left at the mine entrance are left at the owners own risk.