Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

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Lord Fear With Edmund Blackadder as his right hand man.

Baldrick as The Goblin Master.

Lord Percy Percy as Master of The Miremen.
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Steve Irwin introducing us to Festus feeding him from one hand and holding his baby in the other :o (tut tut tut)! Festus then bites of Mr Irwin's arm and the baby runs off laughing.

The dungeon's Stars in the eyes has Mrs G and Mildred perfoming as The Cheeky Girls.
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[One advisor gets so fed up of Treguard's demands to hurry up that he gives him the finger just as time out occurs]

Treguard: Oh for goodness sake, I'll be stuck with him like that all week. This'll teach the cheeky blighter

*Treguard begins chopping his finger off with the sword of truth*

Treguard: oooh, nasty!
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A dungeoneer walks in a Play your cards right dungeon, when suddely it all changes, a studio audience appears from nowhere, two beautiful ladies walk in wearing sparkling dresses, and then.....HE appears and says the catchphrase that sends chills down all dungeoneers spines;

"Nice to see you, to see you..."

"Nice" the audience respond!  :o
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You mean, "Knice to see you..." etc.   ;D
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Mellisandre with a hangover.


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A dungeoneer has just plummeted to his death, and Pickle act all hyperactively, as usual, when suddenly Micheal Winner walks into the room saying;

"Its all right. Its only a tv show!"

Then Treguard gets up and says;

"Yes, mine! So bugger off!"
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Big Mouth Billy Bass singing "Don't Worry Be Happy" to the series 1 Gargoyle.
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Any Dungoneer chasing Lord Fear around Level 3 on a Quadbike without the helmet of justice.
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Due to complaints about violence on TV, the corridor of blades has been changed;

Advisor 1:"Ok, your on a conveyor belt, with objects moving past you! Theres knives, a stereo, TV, and a cuddly toy"



Treguard:"Well all you have to do now is remember the items you have just seen!"
Advisor1:"Oh, erm er.........the TV!"
Advisor2:"urm the..... the stereo!"
Advisor1:"The knifes, the knives and..."
Advisor3:"yeah, the knives....and........oooh, oooh the Cuddly Toy!!"
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Heh, yeah I like that one.   ;D
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They would never DO...

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Well you wouldn't exactly come across Lord Fear giving a Dungeoneer a spyglass now would you?
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Lord Fear/Cedric/Elita would never compliment a dungeoneer.

Sarcasm from Mogdred.

Straight dialogue from Lord Fear.

Merlin would never cast a spell swiftly.

Treguard would never cast the DISMISS spell without leaving a labyrinthine pause between the first S and the M.

Majida would never call someone a smart*ss. (Not that she hasn't tried...)
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Hordriss entering with a blue robe on!
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Merlin remembers his name.

Cedric becomes a devoted pacifist.

Elita gives the dungeoneer several compliments...before breakfast!

Mogdred has to look up 'OTT' in the dictionary.

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