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At the beginning of every episode various characters line up for a role call, Trumpton style.
"The Bold Sir Hugh!"
"Mr. McGrew!"
"Cedric!"
"Pickle!"
"Raaaagggghhhh!"

Ten points for guessing who that last one was.

Grimwold!

WOO HOO! Im winning, Im 10 points ahead of everyone else!

Yus, It's Grimwold. Aren't you the clever one?

Well, now that you mention it, Yes..........Yes I am!

Frightknight and Drassil cracking jokes (Now that would be quite very funny)

Funnily enough, Drassil became the name of a Knightmare RPG character, who does in fact crack jokes in the Dungeon!

You'd never see Assassins creeping up on a dungeoneer with the weapons from Cluedo.

Moana Liza wrote: Frightknight and Drassil cracking jokes (Now that would be quite funny)

QUITE funny? Only QUITE funny?

They'd be rolling in the aisles!...trying to get out of the theatre.

Okay. I've edited it. Anyway they wouldn't be trying to get out they would have to be stretchered out due to split sides. Oh and just a thought another thing you would be unlikely to see in the dungeons would be a theatre.

What I'd never see... Hmm...

None of us thats for sure...

Rolf Harris...

Dave Lister (Red Dwarf)

erm...

- Treguard and Lord Fear playing cards
- Sylvester Hands swimming in the Sewers of Goth
- Cilla Black

Treguard and Hordriss jamming on guitars.

Or maybe banjos, like in Deliverence!

The Dunswater Boatman hitting an iceberg.

The Dunswater Boatman hitting an iceberg, and singing My Heart Will Go On.

The Dunswater Boatman singing My Heart Will Go On, with no icebergs involved whatsoever.

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An elf doing ironing.

A city named after Mrs. Grimwold's pet.

No, you wouldn't see one of those in the Dungeon.

Probably because there's been one in America for years:

http://www.cityoffestus.org

Treguard brings in Kim and Agie for "HOW CLEAN IS YOUR DUNGEON?"

Treguard and Lord Fear swap jobs for the day

Fatilla on a diet

Folly and Motley perform a double act

Grippa and Rhak ordition of Pop Idol