The Descender jamming between floors.

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Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

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Gretal? Oooo, that is a nasty thought. Imagine being stuck with her while she tries to cajole you into playing "pat-a-cake" for three hours. I'd rather suffocate.
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Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

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i would not want to get stuck with pickle he would just moan moan moan all the time like he did to ppor old treguard supopose he was relieved (eventually) when Majida turned up!!!
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Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

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Getting stuck in the decender!

Use a spell to fix the problem thats what they could have done!

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Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

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Here's a thought:

Instead of jamming between floors, why doesn't the descender stop at one of those exits displaying scenery outside? That way the character(s) you hate would have to jump out... and fall to their doom!
Oh what a simply beautiful thought! Gretel leaping through a window to be turned into lightly mashed pizza crust on the ground a thousand feet below. All red and gooey and spaghetti sauce of the pleasingly lumpy kind... aaaah, how delightful. Lots and lots and lots of dismembered Gretel bits and her squished flesh softly lining the ground floor entrance to the tower of time, her disentangled internal organs decorating the...

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Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

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Getting stuck in the decender!

Use a spell to fix the problem thats what they could have done!

SPELLCASTING, F-I-X
Or alternatively, just make sure they have WD-40 to hand.
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Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

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Or pressing the button marked, "Press this to go down."
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Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

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Pull handle in an Emergency!  ;D
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Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

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or get a couple of trolls to jump up and down. lol
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Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

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Or even use a spanner to fix the damn lift
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Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

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How you gonna get all them into a stuck lift ? ? ?
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Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

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if i was a magician id shrink the trolls and make them grow again and i make sure i get a superheavyweight troll 2 jump up and down.
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Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

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Oh Aye!  :)
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yep cos im a genius :D
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Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

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*Motley is asleep when he hears a...*

THUMP, THUMP, THUMP,
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Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

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looks like the trolls are on the decender as we speak
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