The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

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Saw one of the old threads and thought this wouldn't be a long book.

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For me it would be, Why I like HStorm's Website By Lord Bob (just kidding!)
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I appear to be just about the only member Lord Bob hasn't indirectly insulted. Oh well, I'm sure he'll soon do something about that.  ;)
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No I don't think he has indirectaly "Insulted" Me either Thanatos.

But like you said there's still Time.  ;)
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Surely he wouldn't dare, Skarks. Not since you took delivery of that consignment of nipple drillers.
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Nipple drillers?

To coin an old chestnut..."Ooh, nasty!"
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Still not getting it, LF. You keep giving titles for books that would be very long, not very thin!

Why I AM A Feminist, by Lord Fear,

or

The Great Points About The End To Season Eight, by Members Of The Forum,

would be thin books. You've got to give examples of a book that the writer is clearly not equipped to write, or clearly runs completely contrary to the writer's mindset.
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