The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

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Things I'm Not a Rip-Off of in Any Way by Romahna.

The Complete Guide to Lego Architecture by Elita.
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The Complete Guide to Lego Architecture by Elita.
With its compantion volume AND THERE'S NO BLOODY CURTAINS GRIMALDINE! also by me.
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How to Avoid Getting Hormonal When Other People Know More About Lego Architecture Than You by Elita.
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How to Avoid Getting Hormonal When Other People Know More About Lego Architecture Than You by Elita.
THERE ARE NO SODDING LEGO CURTAINS YOU TWAT!!! *throws a large ball of collected Babybel wax at Grimaldine*
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Our Love Story by Lillith and Bumptious

Pssh. You won't know until you write to the manufacturers and ask. Until then, stick to the Lego Shower to go in the Lego Wellway Room and the Lego Wolves to eat the Lego Pickle in the Lego Forest.
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A Guide To Staying Stringently Within The Guidelines Laid Out In The Forum FAQ, by Elita.

The Accumulated Evidence That A Bargain With Me Really IS A Bargain For Success, by Mogdred.
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Why We Love Fun House by the Cast of Knightmare.

Spells I Can Spellcast in Under 10 Minutes by Merlin.

Proof It Wasn't Really Me Who Told Tim Child The Christmas Scene With Me in at the End of Series 4 Would Be a Great Idea by Merlin.

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That's one of those ones where the list of authors is going to be thirty times longer than what they actually write.

A Log Of The Days In My Life I Haven't Spent Hiding Behind The Sofa, by HStorm.

The Kulaemii Guide To Forging A Successful Relationship With Your Siblings.

*Hides behind the sofa before Emii can pick it up and throw it at him.*

All My Great Victories In Battle, by Gumboil the Unconquerable.
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How to be unimaginative By Snowwie
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Why I like the S4 Ending By Lord_Bob, Grimaldine Grimwold, HStorm, Emii, Drassil and others
I still think they should have left in the bit where one of the candles set fire to Merlin's beard and he decided to use a spell to put it out. (Oh, I can see you know where this is going, you clever little thing, dearie!) Of course, he spellcast so slowly that soon enough it was a blazing inferno. He was last seen running desperately back toward Arthurian legend trying to put it out with his silly little wand. Mogdred was victorious, and everyone joined him in laughing evilly at the bearded old fool. Having finally won their battle, Mogdred and his pet Quail retired to Torquay.

/Series 4
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Tips To Avoid Overusing Your Favourite Catchphrase, by Treguard.

Tips To Avoid Confusing Two Completely Different Forests, by Pickle.

Tips To Avoid Fluffing Abusive Terminology, by Majida.
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