The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

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(Coming up to 100 posts, which isn't bad considering the thread only started at dinner time yesterday.)


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The Righteousness Of The Wars Against Terror, by Lord Fear.

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101 Ways To Avoid Confusing People About Your Real Name By Changing Your Forum Username by Moana Liza

Sorry dear, couldn't resist it. ;)
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101 Ways To Avoid Confusing People About Your Real Name By Changing Your Forum Username by Snowwie, Snowwiewolf, Sydney Mayhem and friends
101 Ways To Avoid Confusing People By Changing Your Signature By Malefact

(Sorry "Deary" I couldn't resist that either!)

Ten ways to make a Killing living By L Fear

Oh I forgot 101 ways to make yourself become two different people By GG
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Er, 'scuse me, lady and gent, do you think we're just starting to forget the point of the topic? It's s'posed to be really thin books...?
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Left is Right (or "Sidestep to Victory)" by Simon and Nathan

Top Ten Winterian Tans

How to give your realm an uncontrived name by Aesandre

A History of the Body Shop by Lissard

Repentance of a Dangerous Kidnapper by Sylvester Hands (or Skarkill)

When is a Wand of Majesty not a Wand of Majesty? by Hordriss the Confuser

Making Sense Of Your Spellbook by Sidriss the Confused

101 Ways to Spend a Day Off by Sylvester Hands

Fly-Fishing by J.R. Hartley: a Commentary by Sylvester Hands

Eats, Shoots and Leaves 2 by Fatilla the Hun
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:)  More, Thanatos... more, more, more!
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Why I Swear I've Never Even Heard Of Narania, Or Narnania, Or Whatever It's Called, by Aesandre Winterbourne-Scaramonger

Etruscan Brandy: A Taster's Guide, by Brother Mace

Good Reasons Why I Am Named Ariadne, by Ariadne

Timely And Tasteful Christmas Celebrations, by Merlin
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My top ten winter holidays: By Aesandre
Why I really should get out more!: By Treguard
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My memiors: By Merlin
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Oh I forgot 101 ways to make yourself become two different people By GG
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Secrets Of Camouflage, by Mellisandre.

Lord Fear's Personal History, by the fans of Knightmare.

My Philosophy Of Speedy, Decisive Action At Critical Moments, by Lord Fear.

Ho To Survive The Corridor Of Blades Without Help From A Generous TV Producer, by... aw, you guessed!
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My time in the dungeon, a travelouge by Akash
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How To Identify Precious Stones, by Olaf.
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My Very Secret Diary By Sidriss. She made one entry then lost the bloody thing. Oh Sidriss, you so stupid... (but I love you anyway)
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