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On a particularly dark and stormy night, a middle-aged Knightmare fan remembers the good old days...

I sit alone, turn off the light,
Turn up the sound, increase my delight,
Then everything I'll ever know
I'll learn it on my Dungeonshow.


You gave them all those awfull scars,
Impaled by spears, accosted by Bards,
You made 'us laugh, you made 'us cry,
You scared us stiff when kidsies died.

So don't become some crap old show,
A big joke for folks who just don't know
Who only laugh 'cause they weren't there
when you were around, it's just not fair!
You had your time, your finest hour,
You've yet to show your VR power,
Dungeonshow.

All we hear is Dungeonshow ga ga
dungeonshow goo goo
dungeonshow ga ga
All we hear is dungeonshow ga ga
dungeonshow blah blah
dungeonshow what's new?
dungeonshow, someone still loves you!

We watch the stars, the kidsies too,
On videos for an hour or two,
When a kidsie dissappears
the chiming bell confirms our fears

Let's hope you never leave old friend
Like all good shows on you we depend
So stick around cos we'll still love you
When we grow old and lose our hair too
You had your time, your finest hour
You've yet to show your VR power
Dungeonshow.

All we hear is dungeonshow ga ga
dungeonshow goo goo
dungeonshow ga ga
All we hear is dungeonshow ga ga
dungeonshow goo goo
dungeonshow ga ga
All we hear is dungeonshow ga ga
dungeonshow blah blah
dungeonshow what's new?
dungeonshow, someone still loves you!

These last lot probably have the best songs of the entire canon here! Terribly good stuff, everyone, and keep the (particularly Queen) song parodies coming!

I'd do one, but I'm hopeless at rearranging lyrics. I don't even know what the original ones are half the time.

I have issues, as I believe the expression runs, with Queen.

I have ideas for a few more G&S parodies, so watch this space. You may be watching for a while, though.

Issues? What sort of issues? Does Brian May walk past your house throwing pebbles at the door?

I'm intrigued as well - musical preference is a matter of taste, but to 'have issues' with Queen suggests something deeper. Perhaps I should avoid reworking We Will Rock You into a song about blockers, for now...

Oh, by all means go ahead, just don't expect me to understand the reference.

And by "issues" I mean hearing their 'songs' tends to make me want to run away with my hands over my ears. Though I can tolerate We Will Rock You in small doses.