Parody of Believe by Cher

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Parody of Believe by Cher

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After Team 8 of Series 3 meet their doom, Motley joins Treguard in the antechamber and sings this to the tune of Believe by Cher (1998):

Though you may think you all tried
When the "knowledge is denied"
Then you won't get through
And down to Level Two
Didn't save my bath night
Didn't choose your path right
And after all is said and done
Your riddle score was only one, oh

Why did you leave the armourer's glove?
Didn't learn its use from Brangwen Shee
I really don't think you knew enough, no
[x2]

Know what he's supposed to say
Onward is "the only way"
And then after that
That there's "no turning back"
But if you'd retreated
Before you were defeated
You could stopped a huge disgrace
A good adventure gone to waste, oh

Why did you leave the armourer's glove?
Didn't learn its use from Brangwen Shee
I really don't think you knew enough, no
[x2]

Well I know that I missed bathtime
Melly told me that I pong
I said "Let me tell a joke"
She said "Use my smelly soap"
I said "Can a fella hope
That it comes with a little rope?"
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