Parody of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme

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Drassil
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Parody of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme

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Treguard addresses Team 11 of Series 3 and ends up displaying foreknowledge of Series 4. Based on the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles opening theme. Audio

Team your dungeoneer was hurtling
Level 2 done, that's for certain
Feed your life force or it's curtains
Martin in a minecart
Hurtle power

Met the realm's least fearsome swimming shark (got out the bath)
Picked one pineapple spinning in the dark (then chose a path)
You won't see Mogdred in this quest
But other foes will give you no rest

Welcome watchers of illusion
To the castle of confusion

Skull near-caught you, drove you to the door (and a catacombite)
Mellisandre pleads, you help Motley using CURE (that's from Merlin)
With no spell from Owen's room (dragon magic)
Martin, Darren, Lee, Jamie: you're all doomed (ooh nasty)

Once more no one wins the chalice
That's Morghanna, dark and callous
She will give her dress to Malice
Series in a daft shade
Purple power
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