Parody of Only You by Yazoo
Posted: 12 Jun 2021, 18:10
This is based on Yazoo's 1982 single Only You. If you prefer the Flying Pickets' version, you may want to picture it being sung by an a cappella group consisting of Treguard, Olgarth, Gumboil, Gibbet, Bumptious and of course Cedric.
Landing from a wellway above
They try to pilfer my grub
But I've got 'em
Dungeoneers can't get away
When I've got riddles to say
To dogsbottoms
I'm the maddest monk in Christendom
Don't do Level Three or Level One
And all I ever knew:
Level Two
Sometimes if they say I'm the best
I go with them on their quest
Though it's some toil
Toadodiles and spiders: I stop
But I'm delighted to bop
Blokes like Gumboil
I'm the maddest monk in Christendom
Don't do Level Three or Level One
And all I ever knew:
Level Two
[x2]
Like to have a jab and a laugh
Me and my quarterstaff
That above all
Better not say "stalactite"
Because it's you I will smite
Where was your SHOVEL?
I'm the maddest monk in Christendom
Don't do Level Three or Level One
And all I ever knew:
Level Two
Landing from a wellway above
They try to pilfer my grub
But I've got 'em
Dungeoneers can't get away
When I've got riddles to say
To dogsbottoms
I'm the maddest monk in Christendom
Don't do Level Three or Level One
And all I ever knew:
Level Two
Sometimes if they say I'm the best
I go with them on their quest
Though it's some toil
Toadodiles and spiders: I stop
But I'm delighted to bop
Blokes like Gumboil
I'm the maddest monk in Christendom
Don't do Level Three or Level One
And all I ever knew:
Level Two
[x2]
Like to have a jab and a laugh
Me and my quarterstaff
That above all
Better not say "stalactite"
Because it's you I will smite
Where was your SHOVEL?
I'm the maddest monk in Christendom
Don't do Level Three or Level One
And all I ever knew:
Level Two