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When this face -->  :)  chases the dungeoneers instead of a storm-guist

LOL that would actually be quite scary!!!

You walk throw a very long dwarf tunnel and end up in Russia

You blow the horn (that summons Vedla) while Velda was having a bath she runs to save you before noticing she didn't have much on, much to the advisors delight :o and she dives behind a chair.

The Wall monsters gat wall paper plastered over them

- Hordress refers to himself in the 1st person  ;D

- The Dungeoneer gets fed up Turns around in the dwarf tunnel and uses the dagger to kick some serious Goblin ass

- The crow does a shit on the Dungeoneers head

- SMIRKY does a shit on the dungeoneers head

- The dungeoneer walks in on Mrs Grimwold and the hubby doing it (Doggy style! - Excuse the pun , and the lingo)

- The Skulls(ghosts) actually do some damage!

- The Dungeoneer walks into a tree while in the forest(cant believe this never happened)

Yeah, except a Stormgeist (floating skull) did some damage, once (and once only!) in series 4!  ;D

Meant the floating "Ghost" skulls from series 3 but i thought the others were kinda funny.

- In the level one clue room the choices are a spliff, a bottle of vodka and the Gold bar!

Not my best but most have already been said!

The dungeoneers explain where they are to the rest of the team.

The dungeoneers never say where am I

All the teams and dungeoneers actually know their right from their left

When gremlins start appearing everywhere.

When the Goblins are replced by Gremlins.

When the lifeforce is replaced by a hamburger, Steak, or even a roast dinner.

When the Goblins accept Julie's present (s3) and become her best friends and help her complete her quest.

When a dungeoneer walks through the dwarf tunnels and end up in the North Pole and get chased by a polar bear.



When a dungeoneer dissappears when they exit one room and they enter the Bermuda Triangle.

When the Godfather replaces Lord Fear

Neddy S5 is played by Shergar and Lord Fear is replaced by Lord Lucan

This thread is hilarious! I'm never that good at doing these things, but here are my feeble attempts:

You are riding Smirkenorff, who goes into a spin-dive and an oxygen mask falls from above along with things from the overhead compartment.

The Dreadnaught really does turn out to be a re-animated Dead Wart... and Pickle becomes very smug.

A dungeoneer holds a spyglass so long that the sun sets fire to his foot.

A dungeoneer leaps enthusiastically into the Wellway, only to find that it is a real well, full of water and pretty deep.

Treguard can't find either Helmet of Justice, so he loans the dungeoneer his biker Helmet.

A dungeoneer decides to take the helmet off, grab a dagger clue-object and hold one of the characters hostage in one of the now blue rooms until his team is announced as being winners.

The FrightKnight timer from the causeway comes to life and tries to lob the dungeoneer's head off.

The boat springs a leak in the boat-ride section.

The dungeoneer gets ambushed by seven familiar-looking dwarves, only to be rescued (willingly) by Sir Hugh de Witless and a pack of 'enlightened' goblins who have seen the error of their ways.

Smirkenorff lands in the Bahamas and insists you stay there for a week or two.

Pickle secretly teams up with the Opposition and starts placing poisonous items in the knapsack.

One of the team reaches the Quest Item chamber, only to realise that Treguard has all the Quest Items and only sent them in for a laugh.

All the characters from the all the early series' who disappeared crawl out of the knapsack after being lost in there for years.

A dungeoneer tries to start a quest, but finds the gate locked and a signboard on the dungeon entrance stating "Closed for refurbishing."

Thanks for reading!
Davius.

A dungeoneer casts a speed spell and gets arrested and charged with possessing it

 8)

Elevator music starts to play in the Decender Device, which slowly drains the dungeoneer's lifeforce.

Elita completes a social studies course.

Goblins ride on top of the blades in the Corridor of Blades.

Julius Scaramonger appears in a posh suit and tries to tell the dungeoneer about higher deities and sell religious writings.