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OK! that can be plan F! hehe

Right the other plans are as follows:

Plan A: Petition, slightly boring blahblahblah

Plan B: Marching into Gm HQ behelmeted and yelling 'spellcasting, B.R.I.N.G.O.U.T.A.D.V.D'
For this one we just need a load of Knightmare dungeoneer helmets, the address of the GM HQ and a load of people who don't mind marching around there for a day.

Plan C: Sending A red dragon to Gm HQ to destroy them, I've found this iea a bit of a problem because i can't find any WILLING red dragons, which my burnt fingers prove

Plan D: Sending Starved ferrets into GM HQ, GG and I have talked about the possible implications of this, and although we came to the conclusion that it was impossible to get THAT many ferrets into Granada Towers at once, I have thought of a new idea, involving a catapault and masking tape, but first we have to get a catapault.

Plan E: The creation of a nuclear device to show to and therefore persudae Granada Media to release a DVD, I thought I fusion bomb would be best but am having problems getting the 2 pieces of Uranium as they don't sell in at amazon.co.uk, I haven't tried E-bay but am also masquerading myself as a small middle Eastern county (currently Uzbeckistan) to see if Tony Blair or George Bush will lend me a nuclear weapon.

and finally your plan F: Stuffing ourselves with mushy peas, baked beans, cabbage and onions and bombarding the GM office. I am currently looking into which foods make the most pungent odours so I'll get back to you on that one,  ;D

Plan G: Since you're doing a degree in Media, you could get a job at Granada and use your considerable feminine charms to make them release it. (This is absolutely the LAST resort, though.)

There's alos plan N, but its a bit cruel....

OK! that can be plan F! hehe
Plan C: Sending A red dragon to Gm HQ to destroy them, I've found this iea a bit of a problem because i can't find any WILLING red dragons, which my burnt fingers prove

At least you found Red Dragons^_^

We could always use Jack, but he's a blue dragon...

Plan G: Since you're doing a degree in Media, you could get a job at Granada and use your considerable feminine charms to make them release it. (This is absolutely the LAST resort, though.)

Definately a last resort, considering it's gonna take me 3 years to get my degree, then I've gotta get the job at GM and THEN work my way round all the executives, which could take a while.

I'll make that Plan Z

And then there's the fact that I'd be insanely jealous.

I've thought of another 'stan *hunts for countries book*, Tajikistan. I'll compile a list when I find the book and then you could take your pick which one!

Now all I need to do is to find that book. Now where is that book? hmmm!

I've thought of another 'stan *hunts for countries book*, Tajikistan. I'll compile a list when I find the book and then you could take your pick which one!

Now all I need to do is to find that book. Now where is that book? hmmm!

Thanx Marge! It's good to know someone other than myself is devoted to the cause!

Incidentally, we mean no offense to any countries mentioned.

No we don't want any repercussion from any extremists now do we!

Yes, that's very true!

We love all the 'stans hehe

especially eminems..RIP

oh...i believe eggy odour is quite repulsive but i dislike eggs myself, hence dont eat them, hence am unsure.

BTW: how we break into GM's air ventilation system?

oh...petiton still good, off to get latest back up

It's at 975 sigs now!

We are SOOOO close, I can smell that 1000th signature!

Or was that just someone trying out the old mushy peas, baked beans, eggs and onions plan?!

well if our 1000th sig smells like that then im worried