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Q. What's blue, has an oversized head, and annoys you when it comes back?
A. Elita being strangled.

LOL, that's really good.

- Elita's mouth is so big it exerts its own gravitational pull.

- Elita's mouth is so big she says her lines in 3 different time zones simultaneously.

- Elita's mouth is so big Stephen Hawking has written a book about it.

- Elita's mouth is so big the cameramen had to stand on the moon to get it all into shot.

Q. Why did Pickle give up his post-knightmare job as a photographer?
A. He was sick of people shouting "Cheese!" at him

Let's see if I can do some...

Treguard- Pickle, there's a elf at the door trying to sell me some home made toilets...

Pickle- Tell him to bog off!

Motley's hat, although he's never been seen without it, isn't part of his head- it's just a false hood.

Elita's mouth is so big that she's to slug it out with Series 7's Barry in a brand new edition of "The Fight" on BBC2

btw Barry, if you're reading this, I really don't mean any offence about that.... and I hope you don't take any either  ;D

- Elita's mouth is so big she whistles bass.

- Elita's mouth is so big she can sing duets by herself.

- Elita's mouth is so big it has its own calling name.

LOL! The last three posts before this one are hilarious! I read the first post and didn't think it was possible to crack up any more, but by the third I was practically shattered! Well done!!!!

*Kully can't understand what allthe fuss is about*

Somebody finish this joke for me...

What do you get if you cross Lord Fear with Sly Hands?

btw Barry, if you're reading this, I really don't mean any offence about that.... and I hope you don't take any either  ;D

Och din't you wirry aboot dat.  'Armless fun f'r'all.

He's lost it. Thrifty Squirrel got to him.

*deep breath*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ahem.

Because the dungeoneers were always horny.

If anyone makes the 'horny' joke again, I will personally stuff them up my left nostril and sneeze them all the way to the Outer Hebrides.

Ew.

(Well, I got it from Maid Marian, another great programme.)

What do you get if you cross Lord Fear with Sly Hands?

An evil baldy who leads the Opposition and plots to take over the country but is ugly, disreputable, alcoholic, universally derided and more of a hindrance than a help to his cause and had only one brief success in four years.

In other words, William Hague!

XD Pissfunny!