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Nowt wrong with Lancashire, not least if you're in sunny Preston, where although the sun rarely shines, the numerous pretty ladies' fake tan does.

I pass through Preston on most days on my way to Uni, must say it is a decent area, except all of the crime 'n that....

I agree Lancashire is a great place, but Skelmersdale isn't...I can scarcely believe that someone sat down and planned for Skelmersdale to be like it is...

When I was at uni I lived in Leamington Spa for 2 years, now that is a nice place...

*Gets nostalgic for his student days*

I'd have to look at a map, since my knowledge of Lancashire is pretty non-existent. Perhaps you should start a website like ML's.