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Okay Skarkill,


Can I call you Bob?

Or maybe My Lord. Or Sir?

Or Pete?

Your choice.

The Only nick names I allow are Skarky and Skarks.

(Because I personaly like them. )

Emii wrote: Can I call you Patch?

Isn't that meant to be my name... I'm covered in 'em!

My only other nickname is Whistler, on account of I whistle through my nose when I sleep.

Not that any of you really needed to be informed of that. Ho hum.

Right, I'm off to be nasty to Thora Hird. Time to put some nettles on her stairlift. Bwahahahaha.

Madness, madness I tell yers!
EEEHEEEHEEEHEEHEEEE!
I must go now. My planet needs me.

Madness, Madness, They call it Madness. Well, if this is Madness, then I'm filled with Gladness.

I must also leave in 6 hours.......my Venus Fly Trap needs feeding.....no where did I put that filthy Dungeoneer?

I'll call you Skarlett when I'm going to turn you in to something
Oh and that dungeneer just jumped out the window.

Semtex Jack wrote:Right, I'm off to be nasty to Thora Hird. Time to put some nettles on her stairlift. Bwahahahaha.

What's wrong with her? What has she done to you then? You do realise she's not still around anymore to defend herself. I'd say let her rest in peace!

I'll have you know I was the first cartoonist to do a cartoon showing her going to heaven on a stairlift. It was quite sweet, actually.

God bless.