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Awww... Who's the best man eh?

Can I? Can I? Can I?

Believe it or not but I'm going to train in to be a worthy Knighterrant for my gallant King and Queen. But I'm still doing entertainments off-duty though!

Hmm... well theres one thing, but its too embarrassing... *giggles like a maniac*
You'll propably have to marry her. Plus it would be cute

Very well. I shall ask her. If she says 'yes' then Motley old chum I would like you to be my best man and to provide the Evening's cabaret.

Skarkill, I would like you to perform the service. No one in this Dungeon could perform a service as Lovely as you.

Preparations must be made.

Right, I'm off to plan a wedding

I play a pretty mean organ!

("Uh, FrightKnight? That's a harmonica.")

It's a pocket-size version! It's not like I can practice in my hut with a great monstrousity of an organ taking up my kitchen and living room!

I am truly flattered Semtex Jack but how about we try the co-habitation thing first? Don't want to rush things...

Very well Melisandrinoff. I can wait. Would you like to move into my lovely castle with me. It is called Castle Anthrax (*cough* Holy Grail rip off) and lies, as expected, in Level 3.

I've got a lovely pink bedroom with a four poster bed with frilly bits on the duvet.

I play disco classics all day and dance like John Travolta.

So what do you say?

*eyes widen* Oooh, Semtex Jack, you *know* I could never refuse an offer like that I would be *delighted* to move in to Castle Anthrax and dance with you to the disco classics, and even, dare I say, share your pink frilly four-poster bed

You can share my bed anytime you like. Who would you like to share it with though????

Right, I'm off to hide.

Men
Sigh I have an evil friend who can turn people in to things and she's looking for a job, but theres one problem....

And what is that problem?

Well she's 2/5 human 2/5 T-rex and 1/5 Lamia. She's nice, but the lamia part of her can cause trouble. Er do you know what a lamia is?

Do I look stupid??!!!??? Of course I know what a Lamia is......Begone from my sight!

Actually....before you go....could you explain what a Lamia is, I havn't got a clue.

That's a lot of calculations, how'd you work that one out... *snerk*

Well you dont have to know that. Since her problem is more related to her dino half. When she gets mad she tramples or turns everyone in to a wilderbeest. The way to avoid this is to leave her presence when she growls or turn her in to a block of ice for a moment that usually cools her temper.
Oh and a lamia is half woman half snake. There was something else, but I cant remember what or where the book I read it from is.
(ps: There really is a creature called a lamia, in legends that is)

That is unless I use FIRE on her first!