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ku....po...?

can someone please tell me where i am? i have been handcuffed, chased, beaten, launched and half munched.... AND I STILL DON'T KNO WHERE I AM!!????!!!

WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Emii,

You shall give that thing to me. Do not disappoint Nibbler, he's looking forward to new and exotic meat.

does nibbler have any nice toys?

oooooh! i have my travel monopoly with me! it's the 8 player set!!!

we can all sit down with a nice cup of coco

Oooooh. Travel Monopoly. My favourite. Of course you can come round and play. I've got some cucumber sandwiches and some nice cold orange jui.........

Dammit! No. I'm Evil! Don't try to be nice to me. Spellcasting H-A-N-S-O-N

*Once again the god-awful band descend and begin playing. SJ covers his ears*

*claps her hands and "bops" to the music*

OOOOHH!! i love music!!! especially cheesy naff stuff by strangled cats!!!

O.o It's so kyoooooooot!

*picks it up and squishes it*

I'm taking YOU to show the rest of the forum!

*poddles off*

*being squished after the curry she had had the night before was not a good idea.....*

ku.......PARP.....po.....

ooooops sawee......

Oh...pwoar...ick!

*hold lil white ball of fluff away*

I think I'll febreze you before I show you to anyone - might get arrested for possession of a lethal weapon!

*Febreze's MMSue*

*completely oblivious to the carnage she has just caused... looks at emii...*

like a kupo nut?

*shoves a handful in emii's mouth and smiles expectantly*

(And so we have the first ever Knightmare - Final Fantasy cross over. Let's just hope we get Sephiroth, Cloud and Auron next rather than Selphie, Quina and Cait-Sith)

You may have got your hands on the moogle for now Emii but I shall be sending my people to get her for me!

*SJ leaves and returns to Castle Anthrax to see where Emii takes the Moogle*

*after being droped and fabreezed by emii, and having the worst nights sleep on the ground, the lil moogle sat in the same clearing as yesterday, and still wondered what the heck was going on.....*

i want my choco-teddy.... i want my lil bed and my Kloud's Krazy Kupo Knut Kereal.

i wonder if i retace my steps i'll get home?

*turns and looks in the direction from whence she came, and sees nothing but trees.....*

oh.......

*picks up an obsurely shaped branch...*

you look like choco-ted.... will u be my new choco-ted....?
i want someone to protect me in case that big invisable cat comes back..... but if he does, i'll hide! and you'll hide with me right choco-ted?

AND THEN WE'LL JUMP ON HIM AND I'LL BASH HIM WITH YOU!!!

*flutters up into the tree she was thrown against the day before and hugs her chocobo teddy shaped branch, rocking back and forth muttering ......*

ku..po...ku...po...ku...po...ku...po...ku...po...ku...po

Heyo friend!

I don't think this is the place for a thread like this, chicken. Try the off topic board or the roleplay forum

Yus, all RP's should drift on to there, otherwise people will have no idea what is gong on here, such as me

as a few may have gathered, i am new here. Emii said that i should continue my RP in the "off topic" or rp forum.... and someone point me in the right direction.... and also if there is somewhere i can read a code of conduct of sorts.....i would like to put anyone's nose out of joint.....

much appreciated

mog