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I ain't an Aussie I'm a UK Isle of Wight Islander. We have a crazy accent 'ere. And I have a knack of talking Aussie sometimes, but I am glad we've got one

Glenn normally uses the handle Motley, but he seems to have changed his username.

I kinda like Motley and Fidjit but I can't seem to make up my mind...

"Oh good."

"Yet more GOBLIN FODDER."

"Skarkill's The Name. I'm The Forums Resident Goblin Master."

"So If I Catches yer................."


"I'LL CLAP THE IRONS ON YER AND HURL YER IN TO THE GOBLIN PENN."

"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE..........LOVELY."

You'd better watch it as he's a friend of HStorms, well more like a brother really

How do you know? Have you two been talking about me behind my back?

Ah well, as the great Oscar Wilde once said, there's one thing worse than being talked about, and that's getting your pecker caught in traction engine...

Nah he already told us so as such:

Modeski wrote:I grew up with HStorm, and together with his brother, helped to draw up the New Advance Rules for the The Knightmare Board Game...

The brother he's referring to is called Russell, and he's my REAL brother.

Moana Liza wrote: You'd better watch it as he's a friend of HStorms, well more like a brother really.

Moana you know full well the only person I fear. (Besides his Lordship.) Is Elita.

I just said he was like your brother, not your real brother though . Also why isn't your brother a member of this forum ?

Alec isn't like my brother though, Moana, that's what I'm saying. As for why Russell isn't here, I can't speak for him I'm afraid. You'll have to ask him yourself.

*Gong sound effect, bricks move, and I appear*

Greatings Modeski, now you can openly wind HStorm up just by mentioning the name Majida.

That is knowledge I have learnt, but now I hunger so I'm off to Goth's kitchen.

Hi to all of you who have said hi since yesterday! More shall be revealed about me with the passage of time.

FYI I was part of a smuggler's collective that operated out of a casino on Tatooine. HStorm was also a member of that collective, along with his brother and 21 others (at it's height).

Ah, Jedi Knight, what a game! I read some of the old newsletters I wrote for that club the other day, y'know. I kept thinking to myself, "Did I REALLY write all that?"

Pages and Pages of crap, er news if I remember . You really were quite prolific. I wonder what happened to Pickra. I *think* the old site is still available through archive.org, and the old bravenet forum is still out there as well. I can't help but feeling this will all be dragged out in either a criminal investigation or a book one day ;p