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If there was any bother Aesandre could feeze the housemates.

For the bedsit how about Cedric and Ariadne?

:o Oooooh, what a sickening image that invokes, PD!!!!

Pickle: I mean you can't even sleep in the same house when Lissard is around! It stinks of decaying Sea-Bass!

Big Brother: 'Hello, Gundrada.'

Gundrada: 'Hello. Look, you've given me a task, and it's jolly difficult, in fact I can't complete it. Why?'

Big Brother: 'Your task is endless because you don't show compassion.'

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Gundrada: 'If you live by the sword, you die by the sword.' [Quoting Nick Bateman!]

Mellisandre: Has anyone seen the bread!

Pickle: Erm... Try the funny square thing that has "BREAD" scrawled on it...

Lord Fear: The next person to spy on me will get a fire ball stuck right up there a** hole.

Romahna: I'm gonna make a pincushion out of you!

Treguard: Hey! It's only a game...isn't it? (stares)

Back to the house!

Treguard trys chatting up Mellisandre and Lillith whilst in the jaccuzi!

(Man I'd love to see Melli stark...)

Dreadnought: You have failed to complete todays challenge. So I will take a limb, maybe a arm, maybe a leg, maybe even a head. (Note: I would like to say at this point that heads are not limbs)

This Big Brother Tiolet Seat is very comfy.