Re: Mrs. Grimwold
Posted: 02 Jul 2003, 00:17
E's two-headed, which is better than being two-faced like that b**** Mildread. (I'll tell 'er where to stick her first place trophy from the pie making contest.) Used to av' three, but Grimwold- that's my 'ubbie, dearie, bit one of 'em off. We do now know it was down to the fact that 'is pie- the one I leaves for 'im in the kitchen- 'ad been stolen by none other than Smelly Sandra, or worrever 'er name is.
And 'e 'as 5 tails. And 'e likes barking. And e's behind you.
*sound of electronic barking followed by chewing*
Oops. Too late. Sorry, dearie.
And 'e 'as 5 tails. And 'e likes barking. And e's behind you.
*sound of electronic barking followed by chewing*
Oops. Too late. Sorry, dearie.