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Okay as it's that time when the channels are filled with almost constant sport, which this time is the Olympics amongst others. Who do you think should compete and at what sport? Knew sports can be brought in also.

Examples whould be that Fatilla would compete in the Discus, Shot and hammer throw.
Sir Hugh - Show Jumping
McGrew - The old favourite tossing the Cabre
I could also picture Pickle competing in Mens Gymnastics.

Not really a character, but I could imagine Barry and his team doing the relay with the bits of green staff!

Sylvester hands in the 100m freestyle?

Well it's one way of Lord Fear getting Sly Hands to take a bath - and the smell might put other competitiors off.

Lord Fear & Treguard invovled in the opening cermony.

If the torch goes out then Lord F would have to relight it.

Skarkill, Grippa, Rhark and Tiny would be a great relay team.

The Miremen would do swimming.

I think if Hands would do every event except any swimming events and win because of his smell would make the other competitors off

But as The Brollachan said Lord F would make Hands do swimming events and just play them off as Bathes.

Hehe, I can just imagine Lord Fear standing at the bass of the giant receptacle that houses the Olympic flame...

"Will you please take... THAT!!!"

The boatman- canoeing
Troll- the highjump (he'd barely need to lift his foot to clear a few metres)
Scott series 3- The long jump. Well, he proved he can leap quite a leap!
I agree with the pickle gymnastics idea as well. Can just see him smirking away.

From the end of s5, Hordriss would NOT take part in the 100 metres, let alone the marathon...

Stiletta: Archery/Fencing/Anything that would involve combat. Mind you, she'd have competition from Gundrada/Gwendoline/Romahna

Skarkill (s5) would do well in the 200 metres, if he was being pursued by bees!

Come to think of it, even those Blockers move quite fast when they aren't needed any more...

Hehe, true, Hordriss couldn't do any running. But he and Grimaldine could have another Test Match.

(Of all the puns in Km, this has to be the second-worst; behind Shell Phone! )

Relay Competitor: That's it... I'm dehydrating. I'll have to quit the race.
Treguard: Ooh... Nasty. I looks like things began to heat up for you team, if only you'd taken the water. You know what that means. Spellcasting:
D I S M I S S

Catacombite dressage.

This thread just made LOL a lot.

The rhythmic gymnasts use clubs, so that could be an interesting one for Mr Grimwold...