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That's fair, you puffed up little goblin-snack!  

"WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT A GOBLAIN SNACK?"

"ITS FEEDING TIME AN GRIPPA, RHARK AND TINY ARE HUNGRY."

Well, there's some inverted Atlantean just waiting to be gobbled up. Away you go!

"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE............LOVELY."



"OH DRASSIL I GOT SOME PEOPLE WHO'D LIKE TO MEET YOU AND HAVE YOU OVER FOR DINNER."

Delete the word "over" as applicable.  

and I thought that I was the one with interesting "friends"  ;)

Like me...  ;D

Delete the word "interesting" as applicable.  

applicable?

I got some new "friends" I think Storms met Darkness the demoness  ;D but I've got another demon friend  ;D
Unfortunately Skena the demon is nice  >:( and wont fight you

Darkness is trying to turn me into a frog for some reason. Fortunately, I am immune to her evil sorcery...

See, not a jot of effect.

Darkness's friend has a french restaurant  ;)

Suddenly the agenda becomes clear. There is injustice at play in this dark old city, and there's only one man who can come to the people's aid.

This is a job for...

TAN-TAN-TAN-TANTARRAAAAAAA!!!

Toad-man!!

(I'd call myself frogman, but everyone'll think I'm a deep sea diver.)

I used to play Frogman with a friend of mine. Frogman and his companion Super-Snake
Frogman was a superball with frogs legs and snakey was a long stick  ::)

This seems, on the face of it, unanswerable.  

Toad-Man, theworld's most charismatic crimefighter, confronts the evil restaurant owner, and with a sweep of his mighty padded flipper feet, raises up and says, "Naughty naughty naughty!"

That showed 'em!

Theres just one more problem. The restaurants owner is going to sue you for causing mental and physical harm and for other stuff.