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Hstorm, I have not read your 5 reasons why. I have read parts of your site but do not wish to steal your ideas. Sorry you seem to think I would do such a thing but I assure you are wrong.

Okay Bob, fair enough. No need to get nervous! I was just citing an example.

Ok, sorry to make mine so similar, purely coincidence  :)

No probs, and I wasn't deliberately singling you out. (I could've pointed out all the "familiar" ones I read, but I wouldn't have finished typing the entry out even now!)

Maybe at this point, someone should raise the adage 'great minds think alike'...  ;)

Backtracking a bit to the chicken-crossing-road tangent:

Assassins: *Say nothing, just flee sheepishly and invisibly, with the sound of clucking ringing in their ears.*

Good good, keep 'em comin'!

Perhaps if you suggest some of the characters that you still need for your list... (I don't have an encyclopaedic knowledge of Dungeoneers and Advisors, but I could always nip over to knightmare.com to jog my memory.)

Snapper Jack... Malice... Mistress Goody... Maldame... Skarkill (don't hit me, Skarks!)... Ridolfo... Stiletta... Heggatty... Romahna... Greystagg... Olgarth... Igneous... Golgarach... Brangwen.

Maybe 1 or 2 others I've missed out.

Ridolfo, then:

'Hey, you a bird! I tell you what: you give me the tips on how to make sweet music with thee birds, and I help you to cross road. That sound good to you, chick-hen?'

And Golgarach:

'Stop, intruder! Look left, look right, look left again, cross carefully when there is no traffic, taking care as you do so... then turn and face me!'

Snapper Jack:

This one's too smart for Jack, we go for easier pluckings.

Ouch! Bit too much of a pun that time, but I'll take it.  ;D

Another reason why you might have had too much to drink while watching Knightmare...

Every time you see a bird fly overhead you implore it to "say goodnight, Jack!"

Snapper Jack:

This one's too smart for Jack, we go for easier pluckings.

Just Add "Snipper-Snap, Snipper-Snap" and you have yourself a proper Snaper-Jack quote.

Hmmmm Skarkill:

How about this.

"It crossed the bloomin Road cause me an Grippa 'N' Rhark caught up with it an I said.

"Grippa, Rhark Leave It. That Chicken will make a LOVELY Rost Dinner. Right Stand your ground Chicken while I gets The Irons on yer"

"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH.......LOVELY."

i have good reasons why u have wateched too much in knightmare!!!!
U ARE IN A ROOM WITH A ,.OT OD PEOPLE DRUNK (FOR ME THIS WAs september 2001 21st i think and u mention knignhtamre as u have had too mcu vodkla 30 mins later r in a room with a bed and table and tv andf video knightmare series 4 is being played watichg alex fall over 5 times (as people founf this very amusing) now u know knighhtm,are is funny wen drunk!!

I went searching to dig this topic up coz I thought of some more similar.

Silly things you may do whilst watching Knightmare:

During series three you admire Treguards Fake tan enviously wishing that you could have a similar one

During a later series spyglass scene you hold up a magnifying glass

You start laughing at Motley's jokes

You start guiding the dungeoneer