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something about the spy glass and weapons of mass destrcution?


or bush declareing war on a blocka wal monster for now allwoing inspetoneers past?

Galloway doesn't deserve that, HStorm.

Maybe, maybe not.

But it's a laff innit?

Thatcher: 'Me? Retire? You must be out of your tiny MIND!!'

Ashdown: 'I neither sidestepped through the left portal, nor the right portal, but somewhere in between.'

[I've never forgiven my mum for taping over the Spitting Image 1992 Election special, which included all three party leaders singing a special version of 'Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life'...]

Dunswater Boatman: 'There is no reverse gear.'

Treguard puts up a poster in the antechamber during Series 5 saying, 'New Opposition, New Danger'. Lord Fear puts one up stating 'Same Old Powers That Be, Same Old Lies'.

LOL!

My favourite Ashdownism from Spitting Image was the one when he went to the optician. "It is not a question of examining my left eye first, or my right eye, but somewhere in between. So test the bridge of my nose."

Can anyone think up a devil's eyes poster we could slot into KM?

Don't know where the devil eyes could go, I don't see Jon very much now. Did anyone watch the Deadringers new year special yesterday?

In my latest KM fanfic, one of the characters (an American tourist of sorts) judges Wolfenden to be more 'thatched roofs' than 'Thatcherite rule'.

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[Mistress Goody bumps into Brother Mace in one of the Series 4 rooms.]

MG: 'Sir - you're drunk!'
BM: 'Madam, you are ugly; but in the morning I'll be sober!'

Aesandre:  "Lord Fear, if you were my husband I'd put poison in your dungeon juice."

Lord Fear:  "Madame, if I were your husband I would drink it. And then blow you away with a few well-placed fireballs."

Winston Churchill:  "Our aim is victory, victory at all costs. We shall fight them in the villages, we shall fight them in the forests. We shall fight them with growing coinfidence in the air from Smirkenorff's back. We shall fight them on the landing area, we shall fight them in the castles... We shall fight them in the caverns... we shall never surrender. Surrender? You must be out of your tiny mind."

Don't know where the devil eyes could go, I don't see Jon very much now. Did anyone watch the Deadringers new year special yesterday?

The first of two Christmas specials is being repeated tomorrow, 9.30pm on BBC2

Any Tory leader after an election defeat:

"We'll be back, bigger, bolder and better equipped...."

LOL! Outstanding!

Iraqi Foreign Minister:  "This feeble futile attack on our sovereignty by this Julian Smith imperialist will avail nothing but tears and blood. When he enters the third level he will meet a terrible fate, and a mother will cry for her... Oh b*ll*cks!"

Lord Fear:  (Into magic mirror) "Chamberlain? Chamberlain? Where are you, you loathsome little Goblin Mas-... ah, there you are, Chamberlain. The new quest is under way already. What news on the operation to intercept it?"

Neville Chamberlain:  "Earlier today I had a conversation with the new dungeoneer, and I have in my hand this piece of paper, which the dungeoneer has signed, giving his solemn promise that on no occasion in this adventure would he make any attempt to enter level three..."

Clare Short:  "It is with sadness that I must report that the Powers-That-Be have been using spyglasses to eavesdrop on Kofi Annan while he was negotiating a peace treaty with the Opposition..."