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Lord Fear With Edmund Blackadder as his right hand man.

Baldrick as The Goblin Master.

Lord Percy Percy as Master of The Miremen.

Steve Irwin introducing us to Festus feeding him from one hand and holding his baby in the other :o (tut tut tut)! Festus then bites of Mr Irwin's arm and the baby runs off laughing.

The dungeon's Stars in the eyes has Mrs G and Mildred perfoming as The Cheeky Girls.

[One advisor gets so fed up of Treguard's demands to hurry up that he gives him the finger just as time out occurs]

Treguard: Oh for goodness sake, I'll be stuck with him like that all week. This'll teach the cheeky blighter

*Treguard begins chopping his finger off with the sword of truth*

Treguard: oooh, nasty!

A dungeoneer walks in a Play your cards right dungeon, when suddely it all changes, a studio audience appears from nowhere, two beautiful ladies walk in wearing sparkling dresses, and then.....HE appears and says the catchphrase that sends chills down all dungeoneers spines;

"Nice to see you, to see you..."

"Nice" the audience respond!  :o

You mean, "Knice to see you..." etc.  

Mellisandre with a hangover.


Hordrissard - a gross fusion of two characters.
'One requiresss a sssmall fish-based trinket-nesss inconveniently placcced in thisss level. One's calling name-nesss is Smellifact. Call it three timesss-ness.'

A dungeoneer has just plummeted to his death, and Pickle act all hyperactively, as usual, when suddenly Micheal Winner walks into the room saying;

"Its all right. Its only a tv show!"

Then Treguard gets up and says;

"Yes, mine! So bugger off!"

Big Mouth Billy Bass singing "Don't Worry Be Happy" to the series 1 Gargoyle.

Any Dungoneer chasing Lord Fear around Level 3 on a Quadbike without the helmet of justice.

Due to complaints about violence on TV, the corridor of blades has been changed;

Advisor 1:"Ok, your on a conveyor belt, with objects moving past you! Theres knives, a stereo, TV, and a cuddly toy"



Treguard:"Well all you have to do now is remember the items you have just seen!"
Advisor1:"Oh, erm er.........the TV!"
Advisor2:"urm the..... the stereo!"
Advisor1:"The knifes, the knives and..."
Advisor3:"yeah, the knives....and........oooh, oooh the Cuddly Toy!!"

Heh, yeah I like that one.  

Well you wouldn't exactly come across Lord Fear giving a Dungeoneer a spyglass now would you?

Lord Fear/Cedric/Elita would never compliment a dungeoneer.

Sarcasm from Mogdred.

Straight dialogue from Lord Fear.

Merlin would never cast a spell swiftly.

Treguard would never cast the DISMISS spell without leaving a labyrinthine pause between the first S and the M.

Majida would never call someone a smart*ss. (Not that she hasn't tried...)

Hordriss entering with a blue robe on!

Merlin remembers his name.

Cedric becomes a devoted pacifist.

Elita gives the dungeoneer several compliments...before breakfast!

Mogdred has to look up 'OTT' in the dictionary.

Sly Hands has a bath