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Our Top Tips For Maintaining A Diplomatic Tone When Inventing Book Titles To Tease People With, by the members of the KM forum.

Sparing a thought for the feelings of others when creating book titles By Lord 'Bastard' Bob

How To Keep Your Dialogue Free Of Smutty Double-Meanings, by Lillith and Velda.

Things I Love About Men In Beards, by Lord Fear.

101 reasons why you shouldn't delete your forums in a huff By Motley, a cruel title brought to you by the same people who have offended HStorm, Motley and others. Lord_Bob corporation

EH?  ???

The Hilarious Adventures of FrightKnight by FrightKnight

Modesty Prevails by Hordriss and Lord Fear

How Not to Look Orange by Treguard (series 3...glerk!)

Advertising Pamphlet: Lissard's Aftershave and Mouthwash by Lissard

Merlin's Merry Escapades with Hordriss by Merlin

Safety first: No.1: Trapdoors by Melisandre

How To Keep Hold Of A Spyglass and Not To Leave It Carelessly Lying Around Somewhere by Lord Fear

How to keep cool by Bhal-Shebah

PULITE SPULLING AND GRAMMA by the Challenge! forum members

HOW TO TURN THE CAPS LOCK KEY OFF By Certain Challenge forum members
How Not to post about 2 dozen new threads asking the same question By certain Challenge Members
How not to spam forums By certain Challenge members
Proof I am related to Anne Robinson By Aesandre, Elita, Cedric and Lillith
Proof I am Elita's Father By Cedric
Proof I am Elita's Mother By Lillith
Yes I was Wolf in Gladiators By Cedric
Why we have some of the best dress sense By some of the early team members.

Reasons why flaming is pointless By Belezeebub

Reason why I hate Dungoneers by Lord Fear
Reason why I like beer by Sly Hands
Reason why I'll get my Irons on you by Skarkill
Reason why I have Tuna breath by Lissard
Reason why I have 2 personalitys by Bhal-Shebah
Reason why I'd insulted Lord Fear by Bhal-Shebah (See Series 8 Team 3)

You still haven't got the hang of this, LF.

You need to come up with titles for a book that the writer clearly has no idea how to write.

Lord Fear DOES hate dungeoneers, Sly Hands DOES love beer, Skarkill DOES put people in irons etc. Therefore they would know what to write for these things.

Yeah, look at the original posts and try again  ;)

How To Understand The Point Of A Joke Thread, by Forum Lord Fear.

How To Get A Joke, by Forum Lord Fear.

(Sorry, LF. It's just... well, it's an open goal, innit?)

Why we all hate Knightmare By fans and most of this forum's members
Why we all hate Nic Lam's website and forum By the forum members (yes we all really love this website and forum, they are a couple of the best, well done )
Why HStorm has the worst website By Moana Liza and other forum members
My guide to fake tans - The best, the worst by Treguard
When to disspell By Cliff and co. (s3)

Have these ones been used? Relaxation and breathing techniques By Velda
My lightning survival guide By Martin
A step in the right direction By Simon and co. (s3)
Why I love the lifeforce quiche By Grimaldine Grimwold

(I just got a Keen Value popup for places which have the best prices for curtains, thanyou GG and Elita)

I knew it! I knew you all hated my website.

- HStorm, speaking earlier while possessed by the ghost of LF.