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Why comments about Treguard's tan make me roar with laughter every time by GG

Saw one of the old threads and thought this wouldn't be a long book.

Also:

Paranoia? Moi? My Defence Against These Slanderous Accusations by HStorm ( )

Why Pickle is Great by Elita (with help from HStorm)
Why Elita is Great by Pickle

How a school can keep burning for nearly three weeks and lessons can still continue by, er...

For me it would be, Why I like HStorm's Website By Lord Bob (just kidding!)

Why We're Not About To Launch A Frenzied And Embittered Knife Attack On Lord Bob, by HStorm, Motley, Moana Liza, Grimaldine Grimwold...

My Fear of knife attacks from angered forum members By Lord_Bob

I appear to be just about the only member Lord Bob hasn't indirectly insulted. Oh well, I'm sure he'll soon do something about that.  ;)

No I don't think he has indirectaly "Insulted" Me either Thanatos.

But like you said there's still Time.  ;)

Surely he wouldn't dare, Skarks. Not since you took delivery of that consignment of nipple drillers.

Nipple drillers?

To coin an old chestnut..."Ooh, nasty!"


Why reach wands don't make me want to retch by Various. Whoever he is.

Why Skarkill and Thanatos aren't worth of insulting By Lord_Bob  ;)

10 Reasons Why I am Not Going To Lock Lord_Bob In A Cell With Gretal, Fidjit & Casper The Key: By Skarkill

Why I'm not a Feminist by Lord Fear (Every Female on the Opposition has conspiered against him)

Reason why Series 8 had a S**t ending by The Scrpit Writer

Still not getting it, LF. You keep giving titles for books that would be very long, not very thin!

Why I AM A Feminist, by Lord Fear,

or

The Great Points About The End To Season Eight, by Members Of The Forum,

would be thin books. You've got to give examples of a book that the writer is clearly not equipped to write, or clearly runs completely contrary to the writer's mindset.

How not to forget to logout of the KM forum by Moana Liza
How not to turn a thread... By Moana Liza (Oh sorry something like this has been written before)
How not to repeat what someone or yourself has said By Moana Liza
How not to repeat what someone or yourself has said By Moana Liza
How not to repeat what someone or yourself has said By Moana Liza
How to understand topics By Lord Fear
Why Series 3 is my least favourite and least memorable By Moana Liza
No I didn't used to fancy Pickle By Moana Liza

Why hurting Skarkill and other men is not fun by Snowwiewolf

Why I don't Enjoy Tortureing People: By Skarkill.