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Brother Mace becomes a .com millionaire after publishing his book of proverbs on the net as proverbs.com which regularly gets daily hits of up to 10000 disgruntled dungeoneers trying desperately to find or make up a proverb that isn't listed so they can continue with their quest.

Lord Fear finally cracks up and loudly proclaims 'I've had it with you two! I can't work with amateurs anymore!' and proceeds to sack both Lissard and Skarkill and recruit another henchman who...

a)is good looking
b)doesn't smell of tuna
c) manages not only to follow but also succssfully carry out all of Lord Fears evil schemes and plans
d)succeeds in not only catching dungeoneers but delivering them to Lord Fear, first hand

That would be a miracle...

Would they use the magic rope?  ;D

*cough* proverbs were brother strange *cough*

...i think...

here's one for next time any of you happen to be on KM.

"there's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip"

The dungeoneer faces the dungeon door, and steps boldly forward, only to realise that the dungeon is no longer there but they have unwittingly walked into a game of Takeshi's castle, not having noticed that the person they thought was Treguard with a unusually dodgy accent is actually Craig Charles in disguise.

:o :o NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo

Mommy!!!! SAVE ME!!!!  

Save us all!

I know I know! hehe
Walking unwittingly into Takeshi's Castle would definately be my worst Knightmare! hehe

geddit?

No, neither did i, hehe

He, he, he....  :D

The dungeoneer picks up a pie finds a mouldy pie which is about three years past it's use by date.

The dungeon stinks of fish (Lissards about then!)

Treguard finds a banana in the Knap sack... No wait do'h that happened at the beginning of series 4 didn't it! Oh silly me

Treguard finds a banana in the Knap sack... No wait do'h that happened at the beginning of series 4 didn't it! Oh silly me

Lol, nice one marge! hehe

I'm glad people are still adding to this thread because I only found it at the end of last week and it kept me entertained for an hour!

Keep this thread going forever! hehe

Not a very good one but, the corridor of blades is on every room of level 1 and is twice as fast as usual.

Posted by: smokingfrog2 Posted on: Today at 6:18pm
Not a very good one but, the corridor of blades is on every room of level 1 and is twice as fast as usual.  

Let me guess you work for Lord Fear? Right?

*cough* proverbs were brother strange *cough*

...i think...

here's one for next time any of you happen to be on KM.

"there's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip"

You know, it has taken me this long (9 days) to realise what your talking about Pickle! Apologies, Brother Strange then.

Now you know why I'm pants at your proverbs game Picks.

Thought my IQ is apparently 136 (134 being a certified genius)

I'm not sure how they worked that out either.