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Why Disrupting Threads With Displays Of Pointless Cartoon Violence Is Unethical, by Snowwiewolf.

Why annoying Snowwie when Timonthy is around is a good idea by HStorm

Uh-oooooooooooh.

*Trembles*

I just thought I should say at this point what great respect I have for both Snowwie and her rather impressively-built and psychopathically-overprotective boyfriend, what splendid people I think they are, and how much I think they add to this fine, upstanding community.

Or else.

...Or else.

HStorm better hide behind the sofa or pinch Fightnight's armour before knives start flying in his direction or he becomes a pin cusion :o.

A Guide To Courageous Sincerity In The Face OF Extreme Physical Intimidation, by HStorm.

Reasons why we are popular with Knightmare fans By Granada Media
Art attack, drawing wellways By Kelly
They call a shovel a spade by team 7 series 2
Themepark rides - The Minecart By Leo, Martin and Ross

Why chewing my food properly helps me stay serene and articulate, by Grimwold the Ogre

Why being jelous is silly by Timonthy
Why HStorm doesnt resemble a porqupine if he insults Snowwie by Timonthy
Why getting Mom angry is a good idea By me

Finding Your Inner Substance, by the Cavern Wraiths.

Why I Earnestly Believe That Stephen Webberley Doesn't Plagiarise My Ideas, by HStorm.

How To Keep Your Cool When An RPG Is In Jeopardy And Your Shoulder Hurts, by Kieran O'Brien. (Sorry, K!)

Zen And The Art Of Self-Consistent Writing, by Tim Child.

Some books imported from the Challenge? forum...  

WHY YOU SHOULDN'T TYPE ONLY IN CAPITALS, by SCOTT901.

WHY YOU SHOULDN'T REPEAT YOURSELF OR IGNORE ANSWERS TO YOUR QUESTIONS WHEN THEY'RE GIVEN TO YOU, by SCOTT901.

Why I'm So Fond Of Imarealidiot, Francis306, And Most Particularly SCOTT901, by JamesP.

Going up! An account of the amount of uptime this forum has had over the last two days; By Illusion  :)

Why I'm So Fond Of Imarealidiot, Francis306, And Most Particularly SCOTT901, by JamesP.

Gawd bless him.


JamesP, that is. Obviously.

The Frightknight Guide To Not Making Patronising Noises To A Webmaster On A Public BBS.

Making Yourself Useful In The Antechamber   Majilda

101 Good Jokes By Motley