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Elita's mouth is so big that its apparently housing a million "little Scaramongers" (since JS never exactly mentioned how many little Scaramongers he had)  ;)

Why did Tottenham Hotspur perish in the dungeon?
Because they tried to win the cup.

Q. What's more fun than swinging Lissard round your head on a clothes line?

A. Stopping him with a shovel.

Q. What's worse than ten dungeoneers in a pit?

A. One dungeoneer in ten pits.

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Q. What's blue and sits at the bottom of the sewers of Goth?

A. A dungeoneer with a hole in his boat.

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Q. What's small and metallic and turns red when the buzzer goes?

A. A dungeoneer in the Corridor of Blades.

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Q. What do you get if you cross Festus with an Andrex puppy?

A. A dog that scares the poo out of you and then runs off with the loo roll.

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Q. Why did the dungeoneer fall down the pit?

A. Cos he was dead.

Q. Why did the second dungeoneer fall down the pit?

A. Cos he was stapled to the first one.

Q. Why did the third dungeoneer fall down the pit?

A. He thought it was a game.

Whats The difference Between Skarkill & Fidjit?


One Unlocks Locks

The Other Locks you in the Stocks.

(I Know Its Crap But Jokes are not my strong Point.)

That makes two of us so don't worry!

How hard can an Atlantean punch?
Lissard.

What would a dungeoneer do if he found ten bombs in his bed?

Sleep somewhere else!

Why won't Lissard do anything about his short sight problem?

Because he doesn't want to go to the optician and ask for "sssssssssspectaclessssssssss"

What would a dungeoneer do if he found ten bombs in his bed?

Sleep somewhere else!

*Sigh*

"I see Motley's sence of Hummor is up to it's Normal Standerds.  ::)

"Weres A Cabage when you need one."  ;D

Cabbages, Selling cabbages! This Motley guy is great, I follow his tours around selling cabbages outside the venue and make millions. He put 4 of my kids through college!

No need to be vindictive, so I'll only buy three dozen.

*KER-CHING!*

Hold that pose, Motleeeeey!

What would a Catacombite wear in a Jewish synagogue?
A skullcap.

Why does it take seven dungeon maids with PMT to change a candle?

BECAUSE IT JUST DOES, ALL RIGHT?!?!?

*Finds cabbage and hurls at HStorms head, which misses*

Anyway back to the topic...
Q. Why did a dungeoneer get arrested?
A. For possessing a speed spell.

Q. Why was Barry banned from all his local bus services
A. Because he saw a sign saying incase of emergancy use hammer to break glass.