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Just light-hearted pastiche. I love that intro!

Treguard: There's a guard and your dungeoneer has been spottd get him out team fast!

Dungeoneer: AAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH! *Runs around the room crying*


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Pickle: ...he looks particually elvish Master...

Simon: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU CALL ME!!!


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Motley: Helmetface, I bet you're glad to see me as you are in danger...

Dungeoneer: (saircastically) Extatic!


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Sylvester Hands: ...he's got no weapons... HE'S DEFENCELESS!

Dungeoneer: I still have both my fists, and I'm not afraid to use them!

HOWS THAT!

(Lol that would have been quite amusing to see Hands get a right hook off some kid...)

Mogdread: Do you so pledge?

Dungeoneer: On ye bike!

dungeoneer comes up to a bridge out boundary

Tregard: now i know the rules say the only way is onward there is no turning back buuuuuuuuuuut in this case we make an exception

Tregard: enter stranger

Yugi appears

Tea joey and tristan are advisors after all the usual banter yugi gets a spell

tregard says stuff about advisors being spellcaster

Yugi: thats easy i summon DARK MAGICIAN!

Tregard: gawd not your cards i mean advisors errrrrr joey why dont you be spellcaster

Sorry runnin out of ideas

Treguard: Pickle, guess what? I've got two front row tickets for us to see FWA New Frontiers 2004. Guess who's going to be there... Raven!

Pickle: But Master, wasn't he the one from series 3 saying "who's a pretty boy then?"

Treguard: Not A Raven, Pickle, Raven. You know. He's the former ECW Champion, former ECW Tag Team Champion, former WCW U.S. Champion, former WCW Tag Team Champion, former WWE Hardcore Champion, former NWA Champion. Come on Pickle, anyone can remember him.

Pickle: Errrrrrrrrrrrrr...

im more partiall to whos a stupid boy lol

Treguard: Life Force Critical team you need food immediately!

Advisor: Is there any food on the table?

Dungeoneer: I ain't hungry, I had something before I came on!

Advisor: Eh, no it's... err... part of the game...  you like put in the Knapsack

Dungeoneer: I already told you I'm not hungry I had a fish pie, peas and carrots, don't you remember..?

Advisor: Look just put it in the Knapsack-

Dungeoneer -I don't wanna!

Advisor: (threateningly) Shall I come down there and do it for you...

Dungeoneer: You do that and I'll slug you a good one...

Advisor: THAT DOES IT!!!



Treguard: Like I said team Life Force Critical!

D: where am i?
A: why should we tell you ,you wouldnt see it anyway

Merlin: "How is a King like a piece of wood?"

The advisors are in deep discussion;

1- "ummmmm, how about...because they are both rulers!"

2- "Thats it, good work chum!"

3- "Either that, or after he's happy to see someone!"

The two advisors stare shocked at the third, and the antechamber is filled with silence.

3- "I'll get my cloak!"

Off stage crewman comes into the antichamber...

OSCM: Er... Hugo? There's a phone call for you

Treguard: Oh cheers, thanks! Keep going team and Pickle?

Pickle: Yes, Master?

Treguard: Give these fellows a little help won't you?

Pickle: Yes, Master...

skarkill: its the cuffs for you LOVLY
D: dont u mean irons
skarkill: nah i got bored of irons so i say cuffs instead any i gotcha *puts cuffs on* HAHAHAHA! LOVLY!

Not sure if this one has been done...

Treguard: Ooohhh..nasty. Sorry team, that causeway just proved too difficult for your puny minds. Pickle, the staff please..

Treguard: Right team, this is going to hurt me more than it'll hurt you. BEND OVER...!

A slight vereasion.

On one of my own. actually Frightknight.