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a spanking? I dont remember that! sure it was fun though

sacreligious, I think not - are you comparing Knightmare to our One True God?? I should hope not!

And who is this Melfrek who thinks he knows us personally? Could he be that one-eyed, hunchbacked, druelling weirdo in my Philosophy classes?

And as our Lord says, violence is wrong, so any spanking is against His will.

I think that covers it all, so for now, I must leave you all. But until our next adventure - or whatever that bearded weirdo says at the end of each episode.

So from Sooty, Sweep, Sue and myself, it's....

Bye-bye everybody, bye-bye.

I think I know who femalefact is. Is he not that gay man from the bar, who said is name was Karl from Munich. Or was he that weirdo from Dortmund, who had a thing for cows.

 :o >:( :o

ooooooh nasty!

I'm sure he said his name was ****** - I have his home telephone number - i will post it in future posts

"that is, unless he pays us, a heafty ransom... -*Dr. Evil's little finger to the mouth movement*- ...one million dollars"....

The first number is '0'... see if you can spot the clues to the rest of his phone number in future posts... it's like one big treasure hunt, ain't it

its like football, you need a lot of one-two passes

One-Two passes - I don't know what nobby_norris said that four! It makes no sense to me!

-pause-

No, I just can't think of the words.

Any more of this and I will reduce you to kit form.

reduce us to what? Some weird person out there must know what this melfrek is on about...!!!

Can't you guys(zal and nobby,noris) just leave us to what we like and I'm sure we will leave you guys to yours.

If your bored with Knightmare then just don't watch it. It's as easy as that.

I don't think it's right for you to come in and(try to)spoil things for everyone else.

That was 2 years ago, they've long since vamoosed from here!

My gosh! Think any of them will see it now? :o

OHHHHH NNNOOOO.
I really must get my eyes tested. Sorry