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Lol - you lot are hilarious!  :D  ;D

Here's one:

Gundrada/Sidriss/Stiletta: Oh, I love you Motley!  Let's run away together!

Gundrada, are you mad? She wants to pull my gizzard out and make something useful out of it...

Anyways, Lord Fear starts laughing and smiling after I tells him a joke...

Mr Grimwold: erm, anything at all, really!

The boatman: "My name is..."

Mrs Grimwold: "Come over here Festus and say 'allo!"

Dungeoneer is in the Block & Tackle Room, and the floor starts to fall away...
Adviser: We need some kind of floor-filler!
Treguard: #I'm in the mood for dancing, romancing...


Dungeoneer: Treguard, before we start the quest, can I just nip to the loo?

Advisor: "What's the time?"

The boatman: "My name is..."

In true Eminem fashion

1st quest; Dungeoneer: I want my Mum *Sob*

2nd quest; Treguard (with bin) to advisor: Will you please put that gum in there! *in true teacher fashion, pointing to bin in other hand*

Dungeoneer riding on Smirkenorff: Oh no! I think I'm going to be sick! *turning green*

These are great! I think I'll start a new thread...

Morghanna or Malice or Aesandre wearing a short skirt and high heels!  ;D

Ohh now now isnt this all getting a bit S & M ?.  I suppose next Gunrada could carry a whip insted of a sword and when a dungeoneer releases her from the stocks she could say " Get in, now its your turn "

Moving swiftly on ......

You would never see fast food in the dungeon.

Advisor: " Look to the left of the table can you see somthing on the floor ? "

Dungeoneer: " Yes I can just see it "

Advisor: " Walk over to it and tell us what it is "

Dungeoneer: " Its a brown paper bag, it appears to be a happy meal "

Advisor: " Ok put it in your knapsack "

Treguard: " LIFEFORCE CRITICAL TEAM  you best get your dungeoneer some help "

Advisor: " What went wrong ? "

Pickle: " You ate a happy meal you didnt realy expect to get any lifeforce from that crap did you ? "

Treguard: " Spellcasting D I S M I S S.  Goodbye foolhardy travelers I hope youve lernt your lesson.  The road behind leads back to England, maybe on the way you will find a decent place to eat "

2nd quest; Treguard (with bin) to advisor: Will you please put that gum in there! *in true teacher fashion, pointing to bin in other hand*

Start of new season.

Treguard (with same bin, to dungeoneer): "Look, just put the damn thing on your head. I told you- we lost the Helmet of Justice when we moved studios, so you'll just have to make do."

Olaf the Viking:

"You may leavings without the lootings..."

Lord Fear:

"Now THAT was funny..."

Pickle - "I'm sick and tired of doing this, master, why don't you read the questbook instead?"

Hordriss (In a cockney voice) - "Sidriss, this f***ing potion's no good. It's got some fake sh*t in it."

Majida - "Ok, Treguard, I'll be fair this time. You can say 'Enter stranger' this time."

Treguard (After a fourth team failed.) - "Oh, for heaven's sake, not again. Let me show you how it's done." (Enters dungeon.)

Hordriss (In a cockney voice) - "Sidriss, this f***ing potion's no good. It's got some fake sh*t in it."

Okay, that's the funniest thing I've read in ages.

Mogdread: "SPELLCASTING, F-R-E-E-D-O-M"

Dungeoneer: Just a second guys, just gotta slip my helmet off and scratch me head. Hey did I fall in a lake? whats all this blue........

dungeoneer: Motley, Motley, Motley
Motley: F*** Off, I'm busy get someone else to push ur bloody mine cart