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Hey a thought HStorm and Snowwie (after the Insults battle), that since you are always turning each other into things I was wondering if any of you two (probably you have snowwie) have seen The Sword in the Stone, with the bit where Merlin and the witch (Mad Madam Mimm) have a magic fight turning themselves into different things. Merlin wins the fight by turning himself into a germ and causing the Witch to become ill. I was wondering if you both could do that sort of thing say on your site HStorm where you turn each other into things and see who wins.

Actually I never turn her into anything, she does it to me. And to Skarkill. And to Emii. And to Lord_Bob...

Well anyway, I s'pose we could do that, although I don't know whether it'll be any fun to read. Only one way to find out. Snowwie, when you read this, if you want to play the game Liza's suggesting, send me an e-mail (click my ID for the address) with your first attack, and I'll mail you a response. We'll keep mailing until we run out steam, and then I'll put a transcript online.

That sound okay?

Any Chance of makeing it a Tripple Threat style contest?

I'd like to have a go at this to.

Okay. You and Snowwie have to send an identical copy of each e-mail to BOTH the other contestants, as will I. We'll also take it in turns...

Snowwie goes first, then me, then Skarks, then Snowwie again.

Please, no one else join in. Three is quite enough.

Okay Are imaginary creatures allowed? I have to know I usually dont turn anyone in to one of my creatures, they're too speacial

Whatever you think is best. Just remember it should be a fair contest, that's all.

Ok

Yes, Snowwie does seem to draw great enjoyment from turning people into weird objects/beings.

I do. I'm artistic my dad was like that, he'd be proud of me if he knew.

Please, Snowwie, believe that he does know.  :)

Well if there is a heaven then he knows, bicause he's dead.

I do remember you saying that about your dad in other posts - that's why I made my original comment. I'm really sorry if I've upset you.

Dont worry, I'm pretty much over that.    

The insults contest seems to have been rather well received. I'll have to start storing up some more bile for tomorrow night.

Indeed, Malefact, I haven't forgotten that you called me an 'utter creep' recently on the Forum; so I believe we have a score to settle at some point, you...  ;)