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Well the thread certainly wouldn't be started by me as I didn't really find any of the monsters particularly cute! Anyway please be knice to my wolf friend!

Only if she's nice to poor defenceless little heartbroken Skarkill. (Y'know, the pathetic Scorpiophobe.)

*Gives Skarkill a playful pat on the head and hugs him protectively.*

*Then screams as Skarkill clips the nads into the portable codling grinder.*

"DON'T YOU EVER PUT YOUR ARM ROUND ME AGNIE. OR I'LL DO WORSE THEN THIS."

*Titerns The Grinder.*


"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE...............LOVELY."

*Tears of pain, sweat on brow, breathing in short, desperate gasps.*

Not a wholly unpleasant experience then. Although I do have an inkling of what it's like being Julian Clary's house guest.

Sigh Strom what are you afraid of?
Dont worry Skarry I'm not going to bring a scorpion here, just my pet boa and some pirahnas.
ps: *Throws HStorm in a pool filled with pirahnas* Its their feeding time

It's not fear, Snowwie. Just pure pain. Like I say, not entirely without pleasure. Thanks for the piranha swim by the way. They won't eat me though, because they say they quite like me.

Actually they said that you taste wors than a wilderbeast thats been in a compost for a month...

Er... well, yes. That too.    But... one of them did say they quite LIKE compost. I don't think he was kidding... was he?

*Goes and sits in corner, all dejected.*

That was propably Gorse, he likes everything that tastes moldy

You were lucky that Peachie wasnt there  :o she would have rendered you in to a skeleton in a matter of seconds

Spell casting: F-I-L-L-E-T
And I meant skeleton  ::)

Snowwiewolf is getting out of control agine so.

SPELLCASTING.


S.....T.....O.....C.....K.....S.


*Snowwie is instantly Locked in the stocks.*

"You'll stay there till either I decide to let you out or some one lets you out."

Actually its mommy  ::)

I blame TV.
Anyways you're annoying me. Do you know what happends to people that annoy me? Accept for my little brother

"HA thats a laugh. Don't worry HStorm I'm always at Odds with the Baby of the Forum Snowwiewolf and I'm Still standing."  ;D