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Re: Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
Posted: 15 Dec 2003, 09:52
by Lord_Bob
well perhaps if he had Pixel behind him with her needle ;D
Re: Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
Posted: 15 Dec 2003, 15:29
by Skarkill
Too Bloomin Right Yer would if I had that drated little Pixie after me.
Only thing faster would be Raptor after haven his backside burnt be Smerkinoff.
Re: Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
Posted: 15 Dec 2003, 22:03
by Drassil
Count Brinkatore.
Treguard standing in the Corridor of Blades in order to get a shave.
The (Real) Ghostbusters bringing down pookas and floating skulls around the Dungeon.
The Dunswater Boatman accepting payment by cheque and credit card.
A Dungeoneer perishes on Level 3; the Advisers are upset. Treguard hands them a greetings card. On the front it says: 'Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened', and inside, it is signed by all the cast and crew. Pickle hands out monogrammed hankies, and Treguard spellcasts DISMISS.
Re: Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
Posted: 16 Dec 2003, 00:39
by FrightKnight
The Dunswater Boatman waving, giving a friendly smile or offering a Quality Street, for that matter.
Re: Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
Posted: 16 Dec 2003, 00:41
by MoanaLiza
Jordan answering riddles or giving a blocker a password.
Jordan becoming Treguard's new assistant :o!
I will try to think of more Jordan stuff. If anyone else could think of any though!
Re: Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
Posted: 16 Dec 2003, 18:04
by FrightKnight
I'd still like the idea of a KM episode presented by Bruce Forsyth.
Re: Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
Posted: 16 Dec 2003, 18:38
by King_Gazz
going back 2 the michael cule fatilla bit.
the ogre played by erin gerhegaty is a WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i seen her career on the us.imdb.com website and she has played a police woman in sum programme
Re: Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
Posted: 16 Dec 2003, 18:43
by Skarkill
The TARDIS Dematerialising in The Sewers Of Goth.
Re: Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
Posted: 16 Dec 2003, 18:51
by Drassil
... Funnily enough, there is already a Knightmare/Doctor Who crossover fanfic in existence; I think it's on
http://www.nktp.freeserve.co.uk/.
Re: Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
Posted: 16 Dec 2003, 22:34
by JamesA
Jordan going on a quest for the cup guided by Jodie Marsh, Samantha Fox, and Linda Lusardi - and actually WINNING ;D
Re: They would never say...
Posted: 17 Dec 2003, 15:57
by Fidjit
Anyway...
Lissard coming back to Lord Fear with Wrigleys Spearmint Chewing Gum.
Re: They would never say...
Posted: 17 Dec 2003, 16:03
by Emii
*cracks up* Nice one, Mots!
Re: They would never say...
Posted: 20 Dec 2003, 00:27
by JamesA
Anyway...
Lissard coming back to Lord Fear with Wrigleys Spearmint Chewing Gum.
Shouldn't this be in the "Things you never see in the dungeon" topic?
Re: Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
Posted: 20 Dec 2003, 01:43
by simiano
smirkenorrf burning a dungeoneer instead of raptor
Smirky: oops
Re: Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
Posted: 21 Dec 2003, 00:00
by Lord_Bob
The corridor of blades breaking down and being replaced with such backups as:
The Corridor of nails
The Corridor of rakes
The Corridor of dog poop (sidestep too you *splat PONG!* poooh smelly*
The Corridor of fairly sharp and jagged pointy things