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Several weeks ago I was sat in my local pub with my usual assorted rabble of Orcs, Goblins, Trolls and Undead. Our coversation had once again truned to kids TV.

Usually we spoke of programmes such as Trapdoor, The Wombles, Fantastic Max, The Ratties and such like. Then my Comrade, Anthrax Dave, mentioned the repeats of Knightmare on Challenge TV.

What followed was a two hour diatribe about said programme. The memories, the bungled quests, The characters, the rooms. We could have supped the ale all night long.

Now, as I sit, bored at work, I find this forum. Finally, Semtex Jack is home.

Good day to you all.

Hi there and welcome here ! If you like drinking ale then you would get along really well with some of the inhabitants then. If you like to be on the good side then you would get on well with the likes of Treguard and Brother Mace to name a couple and would have plenty of great pub drinking sessions. If you like to be on the bad side then you would probably get along with ole Sly Hands and you two would more then likely make great drinking buddies .

I like to think of myself as somehwere in the middle.

I try so hard to be evil and please Lord Fear but I usually end up being good and actually helping the person. Not through incompetence, but just simply because I believe in doing the right thing.

I sup far too much Ale. It's the Goblins you see. Damn good card players, get me every time. I'm sure they spike my drink.

Hi and welcome! I don't drink, I'm afraid, but I am strange.

Don't Drink?????? Dark ones!!!! Get him!

Welcome to the Forum, Jack. There is potential for you to have a great time around here.

The title of this thread seems to be from a song by Queen - and there are plenty of Queen fans on the Forum too!

Good greetings to you, as usual I wish you have a long and happy stay here at the Knightmare camp.

Not 'camp' as in the 'oh hello there' greeting on the forum, but camp as in....Yeah well you get the idea.

Oh Good More Victims errr. I mean Knewbies.

Welcome to the KM Disscusion Forum.

Adveture, Illusion, Nostagler, Magic and Danger at your finger tips.






And I'm ONE of The Dangers.


Skarkill's what I'm Called an I'm The Forums Resident Goblin Master.

SO if I hunts yer down and catches yer.............



"IT'S THE IRONS FOR YER."


"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.........LOVELY."

Ah Skarkill,

So nice to finally meet you. The Goblins have told me much about your benevolance.

The title is indeed from Queen's 'I'm going slightly mad'.

Now, if you'll excuse me. I have flowers to crush.

A late hi! I'm snowwie the local elven wolfy If I turn you in to a block of ice its not personal. *turns Skarkill in to a block of ice* but if I turn Skarlett in to ice its just for fun

And yousa into a lemon pie...

Hihi SJ! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Snowwiewolf wrote: *turns Skarkill in to a block of ice* but if I turn Skarlett in to ice its just for fun

Oh your not going to start calling me that are you?

I've got enough with Elita calling me Goblin-Boy.

Can I call you Patch?

Emii wrote:Can I call you Patch?

Emii.

START RUNNING. >:(