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What would the KM characters get upto on their day off?

Treguard: Go shopping for eyeliner

Grimwalds: Take Festus for a walk in Duntley Wood

Door Monsters: Try to get on the comedy club circuit

Brother Mace: Sober up

McGrew: Watch an entire season of Highlander

Well we all know what Hands does on his day off or dayorf in his case - fishing in a barral

Gwendeline: Goes hunting in the forest

Why would Gwendoline go hunting? She spends her entire life trying to stop everyone else hurting the animals.

I reckon Treguard goes windowshopping and eyes up the rollerblades.

Argh, thats the joke, HStorm

Oh. Not terribly clear.

I got the joke...I think it contained a trace of iony.

Anyways...

Hordriss: Shopping for Eminem music CDs.

Grimaldine: Wears pink clothing.

Motley: Depression clinic.

Sylvester Hands: Attends the Ritz in tip-top razzmatazz garments.

Mogdred: Skips around fields with bunny rabbits and puppies, making daisychains and hugging tress.

I don't know why but I get a picture of Lord Fear during the summer relaxing on a deck chair with his feet up, wearing sunglasses and a cocktail in one hand, sipping it from a straw.

Grippa, Rhark and Tiny - Going to school.

Lissaard goes fishing

Fatilla goes to an all you can eat buffet

Gibbet plays murder in the dark

Majida learns to perfect her accent
Lord Fear does charity work

Lord Fear charity work, I think not.

Lord Fear - Bother the people of Wolfenden.

I get the feeling this is meant to be another ironic thread, LF i.e. people do the opposite of what they normally do.

Mogdred: Works for the Samaritans.

Julius Scaramonger: Investigates fraud claims.

Mrs Grimwold: Works as a beautician.

Well I think its an irony thread, but maybe its not.
Lord Fear working for the NSPCC, he's never tried to kill dungeoneers.