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In the new series of Knightmare, I think it would be ace if there was a character called Slee the Helmet Queen, or maybe Sleegol? What do other dedicated fans think? :o

*Gong sounds, bricks move, I appear*

Hmm interesting thought.
Could you tell us all a bit about yourself, as certainly I hunger knowledge - else Scarkill will put the irons on you.

mmmmmmm irons.... I am the helmet queen. you will bow to ME! I have been on this planet for 21 earth years. before that i was a resident of gimpania in the outer galaxy of helmetus. my quest is to retrieve a mystical car stereo, stolen whilst foolishly lingering in the rough hellhole you earthlings call Reading. I feel that if my characters were a part of the magic of Knightmare, it could help my mission. Can you help?

*Bows to the helmet Queen.* Welcome aboard, your eminence.

What other things can you tell us about your character?

I am pleased that you bow. you ask about my character. My mother was originally sent to earth to kill the future leader of the human race (sounds sort of familiar...she is in fact called slee101). I wear a helmet most of the time, except in the shower and at night when it is frozen in liquid nitrogen to preserve its gimpish charms. I enjoy wearing character socks, expecially with sheep on them. when i was young i had a personality bypass on my home planet, which has rendered me unable to recognise or display any form of your primitive human emotions.

Perhaps if the new series of knightmare had characters called slee the helmet queen or sleegol, i might feel some spark of emotion and become almost human. please help my campaign!

I have to say Sleegol, you are the funniest Helmet-Queen I've never heard of. Welcome to Knightmare land. I rarely bow to any but Treguard, but just this once *bows*. Welcome indeed!

Yes! I have millions of minions. Only those who have shown respect and loyalty towards the helmet will be spared.

Like it or not, all must kneel before me and kiss the helmet.

Greetings.

I am Lord Fear, the resident Opposition Leader.

Don't cross me or Skarkill will put the irons on you.

All helmet and no brains?

I'm sure your not

{gets up onto knees - or down whatever is quicker}

Anyway, welcome to the zone!

I am highly pleased with your respect, except for Lord Fear. When I rule, his job will be to polish the helmet every morning. Let this be a lesson to you all.

But, all who campaign for a character called Slee the Helmet Queen will be mightily rewarded.

*2 green glints slowly appear out of the darkness and the faint, almost invisible, outline of a tiger pads forward*

*His head turns to one side as he beholds this new sentient with quiet caution*

Another wishing total domination...

Welcome to this realm traveller, all our friendship is equally yours but 'position' (if indeed such a thing exists) must be earned...

I look forward to watching your progress...

Welcome

*Spellcasting F-A-D-E : The tiger fades out completely and is gone.*

I need to earn NOTHING! I am the helmet queen! Anyone who bashes the helmet will not be tolerated. Who is with me? >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

I'm with you, my liege! Snowcat, keep your chops away from her helmet!!!

Well said HStorm, my loyal subject. No one should idly toss the helmet to one side. It must stand tall and proud.

Unity is the answer.

Helmet lovers - we must come together!

Join me, we must tell the world. we must no longer lock ourselves in a small darkened room to express our love for the helmet.

"Helmet lovers - we must come together!"

This whole thread's turning into a Carry On film...