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Can you think of anything that Confuscious would say and other related KM funnies i.e. dungeoneer who don't take food have empty knapsack (no nowhere near Drassil type quality) a funny could be something like Treguard lets advisors' armpits do the talking by introducing the smellcaster principle.

'Child in large helmet needs three friends with one mind.'
'Ask not why the snow queen resembles the forest warden.'
'Even as causeway crumbles, may your cause not crumble.'

'Drassil type quality' - that's quite flattering! But I wouldn't like to think that anyone sees quantity or quality of posts as a matter for competition.

I don't know why I'm bothering as I'll never be as funny as Drassill, but I can try...

Confucious say: "Dungeoneer who dither like hell bound to end up there"

Confucuious say: "Dungeoneer who carry humbugs meet sticky end"

Confucious say: "Dungeoneer who enter ice kingdom be ready for frosty reception"

Actually those are quite funny.

Dungeoneer (S8) who enter corridor of Blade get short cut.

Lord Fear installs plug sockets around the dungeon to try and give dungeoneers the electric shock treatment.

Thanks, Moana!

Confucious say: "All go downhill when Genie replace Elf"

Confucious say: "Dungeoneer who enter Corridor of Blades often lose head"

The seasons go out with a bang when fireworks are installed during the final episodes.

You can't sign a peace treaty with a Pooka!

(That last one's quite ironic, for reasons I won't go into...)

(For Christopher's team in Series 5) 'Only when a man has walked as a goblin, does he understand that he's seriously messed up his quest.'

(For Helen's team in Series 4) 'Seek not powerful Transformation, when red wizard has shown you humble But.'

(For Julie's team in Series 3) 'Goblins take no jewels, when they can take duels... with Jules.'

(For Neil's team in Series 2) 'To cast a spell, spell.'

...and dungeoneer who give wrong word get clobbered!

Confucious say: Many Hands' make terrible smell. (I do hope you'll get that one.)

or Many Hands make light work of keg of ale.

'The talking key will unlock much annoyance.'

'Know the animal mystery that lurks within a bottle. Child opens bottle and encounters pooka; Monk opens bottle and embraces lizard; Dungeon master opens bottle and finds dog.'

'If Atlantean lacks harmony, find him tuner.'

'Some monks live not by the Cross. They live to be cross.'

Welshman who go right, goes right. Welshman who go left, not much left.

Quest of ten thousand steps always begins with a good, sturdy set of bunion pads.

(Not really related) Confuscious says: Where's my unemployment cheque?

Moana Liza wrote: Dungeoneer (S8) who enter corridor of Blade get short cut.

I'd have thought it should be:

Dungeoneer who enter short cut, get cut short.

"Daniel, you're on a moving conveyor and OH MY GOD! THERE'S A HUGE SPINNING BLADE COMING RIGHT TOWARDS YOU!..."
*zazzaz*
*splat*

Or words to that effect.

Edit: actually, it wasn't a short cut for that quest, was it? Bah. But you see what I mean.