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What kind of things would you expect to see in a KM thempark?

Sewers of Goth boart rid.
Minecart ride
Smirkanauf flight simulator. One of those where the seats move about.

Mt Fear rollercoaster

The Craized Heifer - resturant
Wolfenden Market - the gift shop

The s3 minecart (between l2 & l3) - rollercoaster

Cloudwalker ride (similar to the Viking ship at Alton towers)
Some kind of funhouse (not like the one with Pat Sharpe)

CoB and B&T!

Only kidding. There could be a wellway similar to a helter skelter and the White Floating Skulls and Assassins could be in the haunted house.

What about another simulated ride aboard Cpt. N's ship?

The haunted house or ghost train could be like Jorvic, "With all the sights, sounds and smells of the dungeon."

Including the smells of Lissard and Sly. Makes me feel sick just thinking about it. Lets hope that the people havn't just eaten before they go in then.

You could have anamatronic figures or monsteres such as Ariadne, catacombite, Dreaded Khar etc.

A Knightmare castle like the one in Disneyland.

A boat ride across Dunshelm River, with the boatman... Fare would be a rip-off though wouldn't it

It would if you had to pay silver or gold and then he would just grunt instead of pointing out the sites.

How about Folly tours.

block and tackle as like one of those side games things. it'd be like the platform and underneath would be a bouncy castle, and some parts of the platform would be pulled away to the side at different times and motorised blocks would go back and forth trying to knock people off. everything would be padded tho so if you got hit the life force skull didnt really appear where you were and then show you dying

Blatently a Corridor of Blades with the blades being foam.. for obvious safety reasons

A Knightmare funhouse (definately without Pat Sharpe). It could have wellways in it as well as a corridor of blades, swinging axe room that didn't make it into series 4 pendulum room, corridor of spears (made of foam of course)

hows about locking elita up in the stocks and paying a couple of quid to chuck pies in her face

What about a ducking stool