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Hi, my name's Hannah, I'm nineteen and like most of you I've been a Knightmare fan my whole life - the causeway level and COB always fuelled my nightmares when I was little. I was never old enough to apply *sniffle* and I can still remember how devestated I was when they ended where they did at season eight! Eeeevil. Anyway, next term my friends and I are planning to do a Knightmare tribute shoot in and around Bournemouth in May and June, so if anyone's in the area and wants to give it a go and take part, please contact me!

Hi Hannah

(Nice name)

Yes, welcome. I am Dark Descender, Romanticist, Feminist and now a level three Dungeoneer. Enjoy yourself.

Welcome to the zone!

(And seen as Dark Descender is boasting I'm now on the Top 20 Posters board!)

Thanks!

Congratulations on making the Top 20 board, Harvey Towers. Most impressive, considering the number of posts some people have under their names!!

DD- all the essays I've written for uni have been ones on feminism. Not always intentionally, either.

Fidjit - thanks, I'm rather attached to the name meself.

I'm sure I'll have fun here! Yay!

I'm sure you will have fun. And boasting? I'm not boasting! I'm just gloating! Of course, I don't like to gloat...

Quality, not quantity

Welcome, Hannah, I also like that name. Good luck in your project and I hope you enjoy being in the community ~ Make sure you visit the IKM website, the chat room (link on the IKM website) and have a good gander at the news articles past and present. Everything you need to know will be there.

*gong sounds, bricks move, and I appear*
Greetings sodoto or is it Hannah. I am known to many as the Brollachan, but some also call me other names such as Keith, silly boy, and freak. I'm also 19 and from either Cambridgeshire or Cornwall (there are 2 places in common).

Being a brollachan I seek knowledge so I ask questions...
- Are you a Goth or Chav or neither?
- Do you ever feel like saying "Enter stranger" when someone knocks on your door, or "Oooh nasty" when someone has an accident?
- and finally... what is the air-speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?

Feel free to prod me with the odd question, but be careful where you prod.

Welcome to the our little looney bin that we call TalkKnightmare. Play a while, play forever... *cue evil laugh*.

You can call me Hannah if you like

I'm not a chav (we call them charvers up north), nor a goth. Although I wear black a lot.

I used to say "Enter stranger" a lot until my mum told me off for letting strangers in the house. "oooh nasty" is usual reserved for "You've been framed" reruns.

And according to style.org, "the average cruising airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour. "

Thank you for the kind welcomes!!

A northerner hey?

Well beware of a group of 6 people in York mentioning Knightmare as some of the RPG group (including me) are off camping there. Ok so York probably nowhere near you, but living in the south, to me most places are north and near each other.

sodoto wrote:
I'm not a chav (we call them charvers up north), nor a goth. Although I wear black a lot.

You'll be from the South as far as I'm concerned! Come further north still and we call them neds...

Nice to see you know your swallows!

Forgot to add yesterday...
Brollachan thanks you for the knowledge and for not being a chav. If you were a chav then I'm afraid you would have to die an oooh nasty death.

*retreats to his padded cell*

A belated hello there!