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Silence netbound creatures, I may have but a few posts but my magic will end everyone of your quests. Turn and face me intruders. Three mysteries I seek and here is my first.

In days long gone
He sang his song
"Hello" he chanted loud
Knights did scorned
His taste in Porn
Of which he is not proud
Who is this filthy coward?

Here is my second...

The voice of an angel did sing so sweet
Yet now over a dancing beat
Dull, Irate and overweight
She believes the world is at her feet
A swearing sound at the wheelchair bound
Her reputation has gone down
With a thug at her side and some cake in her mouth
Who is this "angel" that is so round?

Answer! name it now!

here is my third...

Dutch of birth
Spanish by trade
A bright future of football made
In la liga his netting never stops
Who is this player who's at the top?

The second one is Charlotte Church.

Now tell me my quest. : p

:o I reckon the first is you
the second is jade goody(bb)
the third is patrick kluivert

The first is Gary Glitter, the second is Charlotte Church, dunno bout three.

I shuld still get some information for 2 tho.....

Gary Glitter
Charlotte Church
Roy Makaay

Gawds, these wall monsters take so long to respond nowadays. At least Brangwen shouts FALSEHOOD at me quickly when I try to steal bones from her beloved table, dearie.

I know, its awful. Imagine if i was there - id talk the wallmonster back, just to get rid of me again

If you answered

Gary Glitter
Charlotte Church
and Roy Makaay

TRUTH ACCEPTED

3 is the score
you may learn more

More then fish can be caught within these halls
you can catch herpies off Velda

Eeeaaauuuurrrrrrgggghhhhh!

Ooh... Nasty