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{Music video}
Dedicated to Rhianna, who I know appreciates A-ha/Knightmare cross-referencing. It's a parody of their song Train of Thought.

He likes to have some coffee and a pipe to light
Soon the kids, they're in charge
Forwards onwards left and right
He puts a pile of logs into the fireplace
Disappears into his costume
It's another working day

And his halls are full of dangers
Corridors of blades and spears
And the tensions are not easing
Here more lurks than first appears
Oh, Treguard's face they carry with them

He does a lot of reading in the makeup chair
All those scenarios he must learn while they do his hair
On set an elf awaits him, dressed like a legume
Thinking, out there is a blue screen
But there never was a room

And his words are "Enter, stranger"
And their eyes too bright to see
That nothing Hugo knows of
And nowhere Hugo's been
Was ever quite like this

And his halls are full of dangers
Corridors of blades and spears
And the tensions are not easing
Here more lurks than first appears
Oh, Treguard's face they carry with them

And at heart he's full of Knightmare
Lodging on his Treguard thoughts
Treguard thoughts
Lodging on his Treguard thoughts