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I haven't contributed to this thread yet, have I? Well, we'll soon fix that. Here we are with a knightmare parody of Electric Six's "Dance Commander"

You must obey the dungeonmaster
Givin' out the order to run
You must obey the dungeonmaster
You know that he's the only one
who gives the orders here,
alright
who gives the orders here,
alright

It would be awesome
if we could quest-a
It would be awesome, yeah
let's do our best-a
It would be awesome, yeah
let's start the phase
because you never know
you never know
you might go down in a fiery blaze

Alright
Alright

...who gives the orders here
Alright
...who gives the orders here
Alright

The runes are drawn, the scrolls are in
the dungeonmaster's ready to sin
Radio message from level 2
Dungeonmaster, we love you.

Let's get this quest started right, y'all.
Let's get this quest started right.

I went to the inn to get more
gin... to start the war
Everybody in this inn is whack
I feel like I'm headed straight for a heart attack

Lillith's pretty
Malice's nice
Take your chances
roll the dice.
Take your chances...

It would be awesome
if we could quest-a
It would be awesome, yeah
let's do our best-a
It would be awesome, yeah
let's start the phase
because you never know
you never know
you might go down in a fiery blaze

I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever

I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever

Ooo, baby!

Alright
Alright

You must obey the dungeonmaster
You must obey the dungeonmaster
You must obey the dungeonmaster
You must obey the dungeonmaster

Come on!
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Come on...