Motley (parody of Kitty by Racey, or Mickey by Toni Basil)
Posted: 02 Feb 2004, 15:31
Thank you for your kind comments. I'd been bogged down with stressay planning, so to pop on and read the feedback is most heartening.
Coming next from me (probably): David Bowie's 'Ch-Ch-Changes' turned into.... 'Tr-Tr-Treguard'. I'll track down Mr. Bowie's lyrics and see whether a reworking would work.
...But in the meantime...
A Dungeoneer's appeal to a certain jester, to carry on helping out with quests, without telling so many bad jokes. Based on Mickey by Toni Basil, itself a reworking of Kitty by Racey.
Oh Motley, you're so fine
But your jokes don’t blow my mind, hey Motley! Hey Motley
Oh Motley, you're so fine
But your jokes don’t blow my mind, hey Motley! Hey Motley
Oh Motley, you're so fine
But your jokes don’t blow my mind, hey Motley!
(Hey Motley!)
You've been around for years and that's a little long
You think you'd beat Lord Fear but I think you've got it wrong
Why can't you stop your cheer? So I can leave the room, Motley
Cause when you joke and jest, it’s never very good
You're helpin’ with a quest, help me please if you would
But give the jokes a rest, leave them all alone, Motley
Oh Motley, you’re so potty, you don't understand
You help me into carts but the smut gets out of hand
Oh Motley, you're so dotty, can't you understand
It's guys like you, Motley
Ooh what you do Motley, do Motley
Don't tell a joke, Motley…
Coming next from me (probably): David Bowie's 'Ch-Ch-Changes' turned into.... 'Tr-Tr-Treguard'. I'll track down Mr. Bowie's lyrics and see whether a reworking would work.
...But in the meantime...
A Dungeoneer's appeal to a certain jester, to carry on helping out with quests, without telling so many bad jokes. Based on Mickey by Toni Basil, itself a reworking of Kitty by Racey.
Oh Motley, you're so fine
But your jokes don’t blow my mind, hey Motley! Hey Motley
Oh Motley, you're so fine
But your jokes don’t blow my mind, hey Motley! Hey Motley
Oh Motley, you're so fine
But your jokes don’t blow my mind, hey Motley!
(Hey Motley!)
You've been around for years and that's a little long
You think you'd beat Lord Fear but I think you've got it wrong
Why can't you stop your cheer? So I can leave the room, Motley
Cause when you joke and jest, it’s never very good
You're helpin’ with a quest, help me please if you would
But give the jokes a rest, leave them all alone, Motley
Oh Motley, you’re so potty, you don't understand
You help me into carts but the smut gets out of hand
Oh Motley, you're so dotty, can't you understand
It's guys like you, Motley
Ooh what you do Motley, do Motley
Don't tell a joke, Motley…
Must get thinking again...