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Hehe I'd love to see him doing that number and here's another one with Treguard despairing with a hint of optimism at the end. [based upon 'Trouble in Paradise' by The Crests]

Calling all Brave-ones, calling all Brave-ones, calling all brave-ones oo---ou

There's trouble in Dunshelm
My dungeoneers just aren't winning
There's trouble in Dunshelm
Fears already been gloating
Some trader told Hordriss a lot of lies
so now my teams are falling
From causeways like a pack of flies

There's trouble in Dunshelm
Quest-items're no longer mine
There's trouble in Dunshelm
Hordriss did you have to re-align?
They told him I'd taken sidriss' virtue
Come on I wouldn't want her, please;
She wouldn't know what to do!

Mr. Motley, Mr. Ridolfo
Tell him I never touched her so
If needed put up a fight
The Powers that Be need putting right.

There's trouble in Dunshelm
the Dungeon's not the same
The watchers sit & cry
They say it's such a shame
They'd like our tvshow to be on like before
Then the trouble in Dunshelm will be no more...