Parody of Good King Wenceslas
Posted: 15 Dec 2005, 22:21
YAY! Finally a Christmas carol!!! And nice to have you back, even if I have no idea who you are!
Just came back from school's carol singalong so I have an idea...
Dungeonmaster Treguard went on first quest of season
When the fire burned once more they reached an age of reason
Brightly shone the sun that day, according to Drassil
When a potenial dungeoneer entered the dark castle
"Hither Pickle, stand by me, if thou know'st it telling
Yonder kiddie, who is he? Where and what his dwelling?"
"Sire, he lives a good way hence, comes from Northern Ireland
In a place called Sligo, it's quite a big island"
"Bring me eyeshield, bring me helm, he may be in danger
Thou and I will see him quest, will you enter, stranger?"
He and Pickle, forth they went, the castle's supervisors
To make the young lad ready, and to meet advisors
"Sire, the night is darker now and the levels are frozen
Fails my heart, I know not what, what action have you chosen?"
"Oh, Pickle, you see he's fine, no more interruption:
He is just a victim of temporal disruption"
Everything in this game is simply an illusion
These armchair adventurers, stay for the conclusion
"Master when will they go home, please tell me precisely"
They will go home soon Pickle, if you ask them nicely...
Just came back from school's carol singalong so I have an idea...
Dungeonmaster Treguard went on first quest of season
When the fire burned once more they reached an age of reason
Brightly shone the sun that day, according to Drassil
When a potenial dungeoneer entered the dark castle
"Hither Pickle, stand by me, if thou know'st it telling
Yonder kiddie, who is he? Where and what his dwelling?"
"Sire, he lives a good way hence, comes from Northern Ireland
In a place called Sligo, it's quite a big island"
"Bring me eyeshield, bring me helm, he may be in danger
Thou and I will see him quest, will you enter, stranger?"
He and Pickle, forth they went, the castle's supervisors
To make the young lad ready, and to meet advisors
"Sire, the night is darker now and the levels are frozen
Fails my heart, I know not what, what action have you chosen?"
"Oh, Pickle, you see he's fine, no more interruption:
He is just a victim of temporal disruption"
Everything in this game is simply an illusion
These armchair adventurers, stay for the conclusion
"Master when will they go home, please tell me precisely"
They will go home soon Pickle, if you ask them nicely...